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howitzer 

A Howitzer is a powerful, automatic loading artillery cannon. The current artillery in the USA military is the M109 Howitzer. It is mobile and can fire many, high explosive rounds at far away targets. Howitzers are generally used for support or to soften up an area before said area is invaded.
Before the massive assault on Fallujah during Operation Iraqi Freedom, starting in November of 2004, Howitzers fired many rounds at strategic targets to soften up the area, then fired during the invasion when soldiers needed support.
howitzer by TI November 13, 2004

Howitzer 

A female Cadet at West Point who is built like the beefiest of their male counterparts.
"You're into her??? She's a fucking howitzer.
Howitzer by lordthayer May 10, 2021

Howitzer 

The common occurrence while defecating when a loud powerful fart proceeds a fast moving shit bullet that chips the bowl
He drunkenly fell off the crapper and howitzered through the stall wall where the shit shrapnel got lodged in the occupant's leg
Howitzer by joshster August 12, 2007

howitzer 

A robotic cannon used in desert storm. It is a very devastating weapon and only takes 2 men to fire. It is much more effective than the world war 2 artillery cannons.
The Howitzer was invented by the Germans.
howitzer by The Man October 16, 2003

Howitzer 

Referring to a really fat girl. Comes from the saying "Bringin in the big guns"
"That club would be nice if there weren't so many howitzers in there"
Howitzer by Skillz925 June 16, 2009

Howitzer hanging

Ben Dover had a howitzer hanging out of his pants in the can, man!
Howitzer hanging by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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