holtzapple

A person who likes to date a boy named jacob

Holtzapple She or likes to date a jacob or a wassim

by Petlover999 February 19, 2017

Holtzapple

A person whos been driving truck longer than you've been alive. Holtzapples hate hard boiled eggs and require a mechanical soft diabetic diet, no fish, no peanut butter, and no mayo on a sandwich.

Holtzapple overheated his iPad and drove his truck straight into 10 felony charges!
What a Holtzapple!

by HET Driver July 21, 2021

Holtzapple

Another name for someone who rapes kids for watching porn on their ipad.

Wow Johnny, That girl just got Holtzappled.

by shonkocharles July 21, 2021

ryan holtzapple

a very hot cute and smart a person everyone loves and admirers

omg he is so a ryan holtzapple

by xx_neckdasquad_xx November 29, 2020