hoitch

n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled

1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"

by Lainason January 17, 2007

hoitch

Another term for broad.Also chick,
A female.

Paul-"Hey dude, check out that fuckin
hoitch"!!
Jim-"Yo man I see her"

by Paul Lindstrom September 1, 2005

hoitch

another common name for "loose", "easy"
woman.

Hey, yo man out that fine hoitch

by pauly.p July 21, 2008

HOITCH

Alyssa, the name comes from the best person to ever exist,

Alyssa is a hoitch means alyssa is a hoe (but the best kind) and a bitch

She is also a rat,

-could always go for some cup of noodles or strawberries

you will usually hear her say “Fuck *BLANK*. (*inserts the name of whatever guys she fucking with at the moment*)

*incoming facetime call from ALYSSA IS A HOITCH*
Alyssa is a hoitch means, alyssa is a hoe and a bitch

by Fred's mom October 19, 2022

Aaron Hotchner

dilf

FBI Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner is such a dilf.

by milknh January 23, 2021

hitchslap

The delivery of an intellecutally effective, usually humorous, ironic and often quite exquisite tongue lashing - coined after the exploits of Christopher Hitchens, a successful 21ist century author and political commentator.

We who have witnessed the brilliance of Hitchens' life would do society a favor by carrying on with the art of the hitchslap.

by Urban-o-meter March 9, 2013

Hotchner's Disease

Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.

Guy #1: Dude i need to see JJ's kid again.
Guy #2: You got Hotchner's Disease again?

by Team Reid February 20, 2011