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Another term for broad.Also chick,
A female.
Paul-"Hey dude, check out that fuckin
hoitch"!!
Jim-"Yo man I see her"
hoitch by Paul Lindstrom September 1, 2005
another common name for "loose", "easy"
woman.
Hey, yo man out that fine hoitch
hoitch by pauly.p July 21, 2008
Alyssa, the name comes from the best person to ever exist,

Alyssa is a hoitch means alyssa is a hoe (but the best kind) and a bitch

She is also a rat,

-could always go for some cup of noodles or strawberries

you will usually hear her say “Fuck *BLANK*. (*inserts the name of whatever guys she fucking with at the moment*)
*incoming facetime call from ALYSSA IS A HOITCH*
Alyssa is a hoitch means, alyssa is a hoe and a bitch
HOITCH by Fred's mom October 19, 2022

Aaron Hotchner

FBI Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner is such a dilf.
Aaron Hotchner by milknh January 23, 2021
The delivery of an intellecutally effective, usually humorous, ironic and often quite exquisite tongue lashing - coined after the exploits of Christopher Hitchens, a successful 21ist century author and political commentator.
We who have witnessed the brilliance of Hitchens' life would do society a favor by carrying on with the art of the hitchslap.
hitchslap by Urban-o-meter March 9, 2013

Hotchner's Disease 

Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.
Guy #1: Dude i need to see JJ's kid again.
Guy #2: You got Hotchner's Disease again?
Hotchner's Disease by Team Reid February 20, 2011