hoitch
n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled
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hoitch
hoitch by Paul Lindstrom September 1, 2005
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HOITCH
Alyssa, the name comes from the best person to ever exist,
Alyssa is a hoitch means alyssa is a hoe (but the best kind) and a bitch
She is also a rat,
-could always go for some cup of noodles or strawberries
you will usually hear her say “Fuck *BLANK*. (*inserts the name of whatever guys she fucking with at the moment*)
Alyssa is a hoitch means alyssa is a hoe (but the best kind) and a bitch
She is also a rat,
-could always go for some cup of noodles or strawberries
you will usually hear her say “Fuck *BLANK*. (*inserts the name of whatever guys she fucking with at the moment*)
*incoming facetime call from ALYSSA IS A HOITCH*
Alyssa is a hoitch means, alyssa is a hoe and a bitch
Alyssa is a hoitch means, alyssa is a hoe and a bitch
HOITCH by Fred's mom October 19, 2022
Aaron Hotchner
Aaron Hotchner by milknh January 23, 2021
hitchslap
The delivery of an intellecutally effective, usually humorous, ironic and often quite exquisite tongue lashing - coined after the exploits of Christopher Hitchens, a successful 21ist century author and political commentator.
We who have witnessed the brilliance of Hitchens' life would do society a favor by carrying on with the art of the hitchslap.
hitchslap by Urban-o-meter March 9, 2013
Hotchner's Disease
Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.
Hotchner's Disease by Team Reid February 20, 2011
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