n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled
1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"
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Alyssa is a hoitch means alyssa is a hoe (but the best kind) and a bitch
She is also a rat,
-could always go for some cup of noodles or strawberries
you will usually hear her say “Fuck *BLANK*. (*inserts the name of whatever guys she fucking with at the moment*)
Alyssa is a hoitch means alyssa is a hoe (but the best kind) and a bitch
She is also a rat,
-could always go for some cup of noodles or strawberries
you will usually hear her say “Fuck *BLANK*. (*inserts the name of whatever guys she fucking with at the moment*)
*incoming facetime call from ALYSSA IS A HOITCH*
Alyssa is a hoitch means, alyssa is a hoe and a bitch
Alyssa is a hoitch means, alyssa is a hoe and a bitch
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