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n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled

1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"

hoitch by Lainason January 17, 2007

Words you can keep

hoitch

Another term for broad.Also chick,
A female.

Paul-"Hey dude, check out that fuckin
hoitch"!!
Jim-"Yo man I see her"

hoitch by Paul Lindstrom September 1, 2005

Related Words

hoitch • hitch hiker • Hitch • Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy • hitchcock • hootch • hitchslap • hitched • Hitcher • hitchhike

hoitch

another common name for "loose", "easy"
woman.

Hey, yo man out that fine hoitch

hoitch by pauly.p July 21, 2008

HOITCH

Alyssa, the name comes from the best person to ever exist,

Alyssa is a hoitch means alyssa is a hoe (but the best kind) and a bitch

She is also a rat,

-could always go for some cup of noodles or strawberries

you will usually hear her say “Fuck *BLANK*. (*inserts the name of whatever guys she fucking with at the moment*)

*incoming facetime call from ALYSSA IS A HOITCH*
Alyssa is a hoitch means, alyssa is a hoe and a bitch

HOITCH by Fred's mom October 19, 2022

Aaron Hotchner

dilf

FBI Unit Chief Aaron Hotchner is such a dilf.

Aaron Hotchner by milknh January 23, 2021

hitchslap

The delivery of an intellecutally effective, usually humorous, ironic and often quite exquisite tongue lashing - coined after the exploits of Christopher Hitchens, a successful 21ist century author and political commentator.

We who have witnessed the brilliance of Hitchens' life would do society a favor by carrying on with the art of the hitchslap.

hitchslap by Urban-o-meter March 9, 2013

Hotchner's Disease

Hotchner's Disease is basically where you only smile like maybe 5 times in 5 yrs. Treatment - Have JJ show you her newborn son.

Guy #1: Dude i need to see JJ's kid again.
Guy #2: You got Hotchner's Disease again?

Hotchner's Disease by Team Reid February 20, 2011

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

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caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026