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Hoity Toity

A person whom assumes that they are above you in any way without cause or reason. This person normally has to find flaws in others to make them feel better. They really enjoy labels are always made up.
Jennifer just bout a D&G bag - She acts a little too hoity toity for me.....
Hoity Toity by Star Burger September 14, 2009

hoity-toity 

The hoity-toity girl walked by holding her Prada bag with her nose in the air.
hoity-toity by anonymous April 25, 2005

Hoity-Toity 

An (un)deserved impression of superiority from one person to another.
An adjective for a haughty or supercilious place or person.
"Why don't we go to McDonald's?"
"I thought we were going somewhere hoity-toity!"
Hoity-Toity by Shea M. June 4, 2008

hoity-toity 

Something that is very... very... fancy-shmancy. That is totally using the word to define itself but ssh. Umm anyway it is also having to do with something like, ":O WELL!! I see I'm not good enough for this." hoity-toity attitude that is had by people in beverly hills.
You want to eat this plateful of caviar and then vomit on your mom, hoity-toity boy?? Huh? HUUUHH?!?!?!
hoity-toity by the dark adonis July 14, 2004

hoity toity bitch 

A hoity toity bitch thinks her poo don't stink. She will rip your heart out and eat you alive if you let her. But she really ain't going to do nothing. She thinks everyone should wait on her hand and foot. Don't do it. You will just feed her need to be an extra hoity toity bitch.
That girl is such a hoity toity bitch, always needing something.

hoity toit 

A person who is hoity toity.
A slag who thinks they are better than everyone else.
That slag is such a hoity toit.
hoity toit by Microsoft Girl December 6, 2013
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