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extreme theft of anothers money towards impulse buying usually done by tyrants
Joe was hampeling the shit out of Suss when he took Suss's dues and bought a golden tee machine.
hampeling by alonzo fratson October 11, 2011

Hesseling 

To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground
He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.
Hesseling by Pale Tushy October 1, 2006

van der tempeling 

The process of stooping to an unprecedent low to get what you want.
I sooo van der tempeled the other day, I had to lick my wife's shit to get her to lend me 5 bucks.

Please, don't say no, I am willing to van der tempel to get it. I will even stab my own mother for this service.

The other day, I saw this crack whore van der tempeling to get her fix!

Hespling telling 

Hespling telling is when you’re sleeping and telling stupid dumb shit out loud
Roommate 1: (Zzz)Huh lung ze ta nid too bitch.
Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.
Hespling telling by RAS-T king June 20, 2018
Heeling is basically like skating but using Heelys shoes which are shoes with a wheel in the heel.
Guy1: Hey man, i have just bought my new pair of heelys, wanna go out heeling?
Guy2: Hell yeah
heeling by Mabbsy July 19, 2006

Hedgeling 

Tom:My girl and I just got engaged
Sarah: *squeals*
Tom:What's up with you?
Sarah:Just hedgeling
Hedgeling by Sammanay December 16, 2018