roommate

What you get when you can't pay all of the rent to stay by yourself. In other words, you get what you pay for. Having peace and quiet is more expensive but well worth it.

Staying with roommates are my least memorable experience in college.

by Sunshine14 March 2, 2009

Roommate

A person you are forced to live with in a tiny dorm room,with who the University will ensure that you will not get along with. Someone who will make your life hell, no matter how nice you are.

My roommate is a fat pig and won't let me use the tv.

by cowface November 9, 2004

roommate

Hated enemy, nemesis

Ah, we meet again, my cursed roommate!

by Anonymous February 19, 2003

roommate

The reason I'm not getting any sleep right now.

I hate my fucking roommate(s). They keep me up all night.

Fuck them.

by myroommate'sanasshole July 29, 2006

Roommate

The epitome of douchbaggery. Brings random "women" to your room while you are trying to study for your chem exam. Dick move.

Roommate: Dude I just brought home sara! Oh, we're gonna be chillin in the living room watching a movie on YOUR tv. So don't bother us.
Me: Fuck you and your douchebaggery.

by T3hMasterChief August 29, 2009

roommate

the bitch that sleeps in the room across the hall in my apartment who is a filthy whore with a short temper and annoying voice. The person that also messes up the kitchen and living room after you've cleaned it up like a 5 year old.

My roommate would not stop talking as she spread her filth around the room

by Yvonne Houston March 6, 2009

roommate

a person who will put all of his junk on your desk, leave dirty dishes everywhere, dig through your stuff, constantly play your games on your tv, be loud and obnoxious, and is just generally rude and disrespectful.

This guy has no respect for anything, what a roommate.

by Nebman February 18, 2008