Hesseling

To sleep in a vehicle while traveling rather than in a motel or campground

He's Hesseling his way up to Alaska.

by Pale Tushy September 30, 2006

Hessel

Ancient Teutonic word meaning 'man with the big sword'. As a name it was usually bestowed upon clan leaders. The Hessel of a clan was privileged to have multiple wives, and was allowed to entertain the wives of other clan members at will in intercourse as part of his privileges.

'My wive is unable do the shopping today, she cannot walk due to the Hessel she received in her hut last night'

by Freddy3 August 09, 2006

hessel

To be extremely well "equipped" in the pants. (aka big penis)

From German and Ancient Teutonic descent

Those Hessels put the whole neighborhood to shame.

by echolopia September 29, 2006

hessel

'To Hessel' means: to masturbate while thinking of anal sex with animals.

"dude, the ass of that dog makes me horny. I'd really like to Hessel right now!"

by Hessel August 10, 2006

Hessel Handi

When you travel from Tolono to Hessel Park just to rub one out to the kids playing on the splash pad.

Hey, did you see the school board president giving himself the Hessel Handi the other day.

God work sucked today I could really go for a Hessel Handi.

by Tolonoman July 24, 2022

Hessel

Hessel is the defenition of a whanker he never Comes and Hatesniggers also has a weakness for diarrhea

Look at that Hessel shitting him self

That hessel is having a soft wet time on the toilet

by Maybe a Virgin November 23, 2021

Hessell

A person who claims to wear designer clothes but it is obviously noticeable that they are from the swapmeet. Is very funny and can get all the ladies. Is not afraid of being rebuked.

Hessell is so fly.

by Mignuggets_ February 03, 2017