Hempling 

A child of weed. A lil weed baby. Lil baby does weed.

“Your baby is smoking weed? Dude! Your child is a Hempling!”

Hempling by Throwaway00000001 April 2, 2022

hempeling

1.) The act of lingering behind people as the walk.

2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:

3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.

4.) Always asking to hang out.

Hempel: Hey!! (:
Girl: Umm Hi?

Or dude look at that kid Hempeling behind us

hempeling by Dat1Guy_ December 24, 2010

Hespling telling 

Hespling telling is when you’re sleeping and telling stupid dumb shit out loud

Roommate 1: (Zzz)Huh lung ze ta nid too bitch.
Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.

Hespling telling by RAS-T king June 20, 2018

Humplings 

Getting many small humps by people under 18.

Dude, those middle schoolers gave me a generous amont of humplings yesterday.

Humplings by Toilette Spray September 2, 2011

Hempfling 

A "Hempfling" is a man who is confused about what type of women he prefers and basically calls you incompatible because he has already tested out the goods and labeled you a 5+ instead of the 10+ which you deserve, what a jerk!

Girl you messing with that Hempfling!
She stupid, she got her a Hempfling!
A man walks up to a woman and tries to introduce hisself to her, and her friend which is standing nearby yells, "girl, walk away from that Hempfling"!

Hempfling by Shawnda McBride September 30, 2007

Hemolingus

The act of orally stimulating another person's hemorrhoids. Very popular amongst homosexual men.

Connor & Andre partook in a fierce session of hemolingus.

Hemolingus by I like coffee March 30, 2008