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1.) The act of lingering behind people as the walk.

2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:

3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.

4.) Always asking to hang out.
Hempel: Hey!! (:
Girl: Umm Hi?

Or dude look at that kid Hempeling behind us
hempeling by Dat1Guy_ December 24, 2010
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Hespling telling 

Hespling telling is when you’re sleeping and telling stupid dumb shit out loud
Roommate 1: (Zzz)Huh lung ze ta nid too bitch.
Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.
Hespling telling by RAS-T king June 20, 2018

Humplings 

Getting many small humps by people under 18.
Dude, those middle schoolers gave me a generous amont of humplings yesterday.
Humplings by Toilette Spray September 2, 2011

Hempfling 

A "Hempfling" is a man who is confused about what type of women he prefers and basically calls you incompatible because he has already tested out the goods and labeled you a 5+ instead of the 10+ which you deserve, what a jerk!
Girl you messing with that Hempfling!
She stupid, she got her a Hempfling!
A man walks up to a woman and tries to introduce hisself to her, and her friend which is standing nearby yells, "girl, walk away from that Hempfling"!
Hempfling by Shawnda McBride September 30, 2007

Hemolingus

The act of orally stimulating another person's hemorrhoids. Very popular amongst homosexual men.
Connor & Andre partook in a fierce session of hemolingus.
Hemolingus by I like coffee March 30, 2008
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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