A "Hempfling" is a man who is confused about what type of women he prefers and basically calls you incompatible because he has already tested out the goods and labeled you a 5+ instead of the 10+ which you deserve, what a jerk!
Girl you messing with that Hempfling!
She stupid, she got her a Hempfling!
A man walks up to a woman and tries to introduce hisself to her, and her friend which is standing nearby yells, "girl, walk away from that Hempfling"!
She stupid, she got her a Hempfling!
A man walks up to a woman and tries to introduce hisself to her, and her friend which is standing nearby yells, "girl, walk away from that Hempfling"!
by Shawnda McBride September 30, 2007
Get the Hempfling mug.1.) The act of lingering behind people as the walk.
2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:
3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.
4.) Always asking to hang out.
2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:
3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.
4.) Always asking to hang out.
by Dat1Guy_ December 24, 2010
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by alonzo fratson October 11, 2011
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Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.
Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.
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