Hempfling

A "Hempfling" is a man who is confused about what type of women he prefers and basically calls you incompatible because he has already tested out the goods and labeled you a 5+ instead of the 10+ which you deserve, what a jerk!

Girl you messing with that Hempfling!
She stupid, she got her a Hempfling!
A man walks up to a woman and tries to introduce hisself to her, and her friend which is standing nearby yells, "girl, walk away from that Hempfling"!

by Shawnda McBride September 30, 2007

hempeling

1.) The act of lingering behind people as the walk.

2.) Message girls randomly saying Hey!! (:

3.) Being in the backround of a picture pretending to be texting, but no ever texts u.

4.) Always asking to hang out.

Hempel: Hey!! (:
Girl: Umm Hi?

Or dude look at that kid Hempeling behind us

by Dat1Guy_ December 24, 2010

hampeling

extreme theft of anothers money towards impulse buying usually done by tyrants

Joe was hampeling the shit out of Suss when he took Suss's dues and bought a golden tee machine.

by alonzo fratson October 11, 2011

Hespling telling

Hespling telling is when you’re sleeping and telling stupid dumb shit out loud

Roommate 1: (Zzz)Huh lung ze ta nid too bitch.
Roommate 2: Hey bro he’s Hespling telling.
Roommate 3: Yea Ik.

by RAS-T king June 20, 2018

heffling

THE BEST WORD. YOUR FRIENDS ARE ALL HEFFLINGS. A heffling is also your last life form. Or an annoying alarm clock

Wake up little HEFFLING its one am

by Pename12 March 3, 2018

Henfling

A device used for flinging hens across long distances.

“I used a Henfling to give you that hen 2 weeks ago.”

by NoobMaster29 May 21, 2019

Humplings

Getting many small humps by people under 18.

Dude, those middle schoolers gave me a generous amont of humplings yesterday.

by Toilette Spray September 2, 2011