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sorry for hampering your mood
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Hippering

Verb. World of Warships
Kiting around the back of a map being useless to the team.

Winning a pointless 1v1 while losing the battle for a team.
Not to be confused with effective kiting- this variant is to a fault.
-There goes our cruiser hippering away from the fight.
-Really wish our radar Cruiser was in here spotting Destroyers instead of hippering around the back of the map.
-Our team on my side of the map crumbled so I didn’t really have any options but to start hippering away.
by Illustratedgamer December 2, 2020
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hamstring stretch standing

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.
1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.
by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009
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hamringstogt

A hamringstogt is when you go out to get absolutely hammered in many different places. On a hamrigtstogt you drink a lot of steift.
Are we going on a Hamringstogt tonight? Yes im ready to get absolutely fucked and drink some steift
by Rasmus rokkedal February 1, 2023
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hammering clitties

Vicious anal factory women will do this when male co-workers make a major mistake at work.
"I can't believe it. We lose our biggest customer and all these women are hammering clitties."
by running out of patience March 12, 2008
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Vas happening

Devised by the good-looking, one and only Zayn Malik from One Direction.

Don't you dare saying ''What's Happening?'' it's VAS HAPPENING . You're allowed to say 'vas happenin' or 's'appning'.

It's Zayn's unique saying but apparently you're allowed to say that too.

You can't help but loving Zayn and his super cute accent.
There once was a group with Liam and Niall

Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
They lived with Zayn and their room was vile

Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
Did you know, Harry's such a slob?
He needs to win the xFactor 'cause he can't get a job

And oh, Louis needs a boat
He dresses like he owns one
'cause he's got no other clothes
They really need your vote
Vas Happening boys? Vas Happening boys?
Mick Jagger could be Harry's dad,
Vas happening mum? Vas happening Mick?
When Liam sings he makes his face look sad
Vas Happening song, vas happening sad?
And Zayn, the master of echoes
And Niall was raised by leprachauns
so he won't ever grow

And oh, Louis needs that boat
He dresses like he owns one
and it's becoming a joke

They really need your vote
Vas happening boys? Vas happening boys?
by Horay_Loray April 8, 2011
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Orthodox Hammering

Vanilla sex. Nothing kinky. Typically missionary style, limited sex sounds and mutual orgasm may or may not occur.
After two years of orthodox hammering, I finally had to find a prostitute to liven things up on the side.

I walked in on my old man giving my mom an orthodox hammering.
by Dick Onchin September 4, 2020
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