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Grindlesnatch 

An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.
"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."
Grindlesnatch by tastynessy December 15, 2011
to be so grombed.....that your Done
Duddeee..im soo grombles right now...i feel like i just got hit with a the stone bus
grombles by The Bore January 28, 2010

Gobblesnick

A goblin with three legs that can only walk backwards whilst screaming 'I like chode'
I saw a gobblesnick in the woods the other day!

grundlesnaps 

Crystally, clinging bits of sweat and various fluids that form on the pubic hairs. Differentiated from dingleberry in location and composition.
May be used as an insult or medical complaint.
Nothing is as aggravating as losing a ball-hair to a persistant grundlesnap.
grundlesnaps by Whitebird May 13, 2005

Gronglestomp 

When somebody stomps on a man's testicle
1 Hey jeremy did you have sex with your wife last night?

2 Yea Phil, she gave me a gronglestomp
Gronglestomp by gardiel May 20, 2022

gorblesnort 

gregariously devouring food whilst emitting the occasional loud snort
The small long sausage mutt grunted and groaned, snorted and chortled, hooted and hollowed as she gorblesnorted down dinner
gorblesnort by Sjunkerdu November 17, 2019
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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