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Grindlesnatch 

An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.
"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."
Grindlesnatch by tastynessy December 15, 2011
to be so grombed.....that your Done
Duddeee..im soo grombles right now...i feel like i just got hit with a the stone bus
grombles by The Bore January 28, 2010

Gobblesnick

A goblin with three legs that can only walk backwards whilst screaming 'I like chode'

grundlesnaps 

Crystally, clinging bits of sweat and various fluids that form on the pubic hairs. Differentiated from dingleberry in location and composition.
May be used as an insult or medical complaint.
Nothing is as aggravating as losing a ball-hair to a persistant grundlesnap.
grundlesnaps by Whitebird May 13, 2005

Gronglestomp 

When somebody stomps on a man's testicle
1 Hey jeremy did you have sex with your wife last night?

2 Yea Phil, she gave me a gronglestomp
Gronglestomp by gardiel May 20, 2022

gorblesnort 

gregariously devouring food whilst emitting the occasional loud snort
The small long sausage mutt grunted and groaned, snorted and chortled, hooted and hollowed as she gorblesnorted down dinner
gorblesnort by Sjunkerdu November 17, 2019