ernie banks

He is a 2 year old virgin that nobody likes and is the worst boyfriend and person ever - Donald Trump and Theresa May

That guy is totally an Ernie Banks

by davehascraves February 05, 2019

broom-by

Broom-by is the Hogwarts version of a drive-by, usually committed by muggles.

Malfoy: "Oh my another Broom-by, this needs to be sorted."
Dumbledoor: "I agree Malfoy."

by davehascraves April 23, 2020

stanbles

Stanbles means open faster than Sainsbury’s automatic doors

‘Tiffany’s legs stanbles’

by davehascraves February 05, 2019

nah nah nah yeh

When you want other people to be quiet so you can make a point in a heated argument.

Gavin: “ I prefer Orange juice over Apple Juice”
Stacey: “Nah nah nah yeh.. Apple juice is elite”

by davehascraves May 18, 2021

bobbly bongo

An vagina shapes intrument played with your penis.

Dave: “Can you play any instruments?”
Sean: “Yeah! Bobbly Bongo is my favourite!”

by davehascraves September 22, 2022

cushtyyy

Cushtyyy means Joshy and Joshy is a funny and clapped youtuber lmao!

Girl one: 'Who's that youtuber?'
Girl two: 'It's Cushtyyy!'

by davehascraves June 25, 2019

babtise

are a 16 year old boys with very few friends and are extremely fucking annoying but people manage to get through it even though they feel like killing themselves.

i dont like my babtise child

by davehascraves May 09, 2018