davehascraves's definitions

babtise

are a 16 year old boys with very few friends and are extremely fucking annoying but people manage to get through it even though they feel like killing themselves.

i dont like my babtise child

by davehascraves May 9, 2018

bobbly bongo

An vagina shapes intrument played with your penis.

Dave: “Can you play any instruments?”
Sean: “Yeah! Bobbly Bongo is my favourite!”

by davehascraves September 22, 2022

elspastico

Despacito 2.0

Have u heard of ‘elspastico

by davehascraves February 5, 2019

stanbles

Stanbles means open faster than Sainsbury’s automatic doors

‘Tiffany’s legs stanbles’

by davehascraves February 5, 2019

gronblesn

Gronblesn means old, weird, scary, unlikeable person in one word

Have u heard that Jimmy Saville is a gronblesn

by davehascraves February 6, 2019

Calick

Calick is a Twitch Streamer and Youtuber mostly known for Minecraft that blew up on TikTok. He is very good at coding things into a Minecraft world and is just a funny person to watch in general.

A fellow stream watcher "Who's your favorite streamer to watch?"
Me"Calick, you should check him out"

by davehascraves January 10, 2023

cushtyyy

Cushtyyy means Joshy and Joshy is a funny and clapped youtuber lmao!

Girl one: 'Who's that youtuber?'
Girl two: 'It's Cushtyyy!'

by davehascraves June 25, 2019