davehascraves's definitions

stanbles

Stanbles means open faster than Sainsbury’s automatic doors

‘Tiffany’s legs stanbles’

by davehascraves February 5, 2019

elspastico

Despacito 2.0

Have u heard of ‘elspastico

by davehascraves February 5, 2019

ernie banks

He is a 2 year old virgin that nobody likes and is the worst boyfriend and person ever - Donald Trump and Theresa May

That guy is totally an Ernie Banks

by davehascraves February 5, 2019

gronblesn

Gronblesn means old, weird, scary, unlikeable person in one word

Have u heard that Jimmy Saville is a gronblesn

by davehascraves February 6, 2019

cushtyyy

Cushtyyy means Joshy and Joshy is a funny and clapped youtuber lmao!

Girl one: 'Who's that youtuber?'
Girl two: 'It's Cushtyyy!'

by davehascraves June 25, 2019

babtise

are a 16 year old boys with very few friends and are extremely fucking annoying but people manage to get through it even though they feel like killing themselves.

i dont like my babtise child

by davehascraves May 9, 2018

broom-by

Broom-by is the Hogwarts version of a drive-by, usually committed by muggles.

Malfoy: "Oh my another Broom-by, this needs to be sorted."
Dumbledoor: "I agree Malfoy."

by davehascraves April 23, 2020