Grindlesnatch 

An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.

"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."

Grindlesnatch by tastynessy December 15, 2011

grizzlesnatch 

a hairy snatch.

Damn that chick has a grizzlesnatch like a grizzly bear!

grizzlesnatch by rumplefugly69 October 14, 2008

Grundlesnatch 

1) the gross area between a woman's nether-regions

2) the act of a creeper snatching it's prey

3) an insult.

He'll grundlesnatch you!

YOU GRUNDLESNATCH!

Grundlesnatch by Bob....Bob the Builder April 10, 2009

Grundlesnach 

Short creatures, averaging 7", with four arms, two wings, two legs, and a tall. They are known to live in unexpected places like automobile center consoles and second from the left dresser drawers in attics. They love their pet jumping spiders, and War Stallions, male hamsters. Also they are afraid of cameras. They firmly believe that pictures are captured souls.

"That's as Serious as a Grundlesnach riding his War Hampster into battle against the Dinosaurs."

Grundlesnach by imscythe89 March 6, 2025

Grundlesnach 

Grundlesnaches, They are 7" tall, have 4 arms, 2 legs, 2 wings, and a tail. Will historically ride hamsters into battle. They've had their own somewhat miniature world wars, 4 to be exact. They lost 73% of their population in the last one, and in the 2nd, ended the Dinosaurs. These days they prefer to go unnoticed and will live in cars, because they love to travel. Mine is quite friendly with me but believes cameras will steal his soul. They often have pet spiders and are passed down in families (similar to house elves) but to the youngest child in each family.

They tend to also cause mischief when bored and borrow from your pockets and hide belongings.

The Grundlesnaches borrowed my debit card and left it in the glove box

Grundlesnach by Darfam4 March 6, 2025

Grundlesnach 

Grundlesnaches, They are 7" tall, have 4 arms, 2 legs, 2 wings, and a tail. Will historically ride hamsters into battle. They've had their own somewhat miniature world wars, 4 to be exact. They lost 73% of their population in the last one, and in the 2nd, ended the Dinosaurs. These days they prefer to go unnoticed and will live in cars, because they love to travel. Mine is quite friendly with me but believes cameras will steal his soul. They often have pet spiders and are passed down in families (similar to house elves) but to the youngest child in each family.

They tend to also cause mischief when bored and borrow from your pockets and hide belongings.

The Grundlesnaches borrowed my debit card and left it in the glove box

Grundlesnach by Darfam4 March 6, 2025