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googlesnort 

Can you pass me the butter please? Sure there you go. Thank you. Your Welcome. Googlesnort
googlesnort by acidbeaver September 22, 2006

Garblesnorting 

Verb.
When you're just so unbelievably pissed with something that normal swear words won't satisfy you, like viruses on your computer. (From the Norton commercial)
Dude#1: Man, you were too lazy to listen to all those damn Norton pop-ups and now your computer crashed.
Dude#2: Are you Garblesnorting me?!

garblesnorting 

The act of licking a plate clean so enthusiastically that one makes animal-like sounds while doing so.

Variant of gobblesnorting.
Antonio: Ayan, your garblesnorting is getting out of control, after meals your plates cleaner than before you put food on them!
garblesnorting by antoniost December 3, 2011

Glooblesnort 

(noun): A small, furry creature with a long, snakelike tail that can emit a high-pitched screech when threatened. Glooblesnorts are known for their ability to camouflage themselves in any environment, making them difficult to spot. They are often found in dark, damp places such as caves and underground tunnels, where they feed on insects and small rodents. Despite their cute and furry appearance, Glooblesnorts are highly territorial and will fiercely defend their territory against any perceived threats, including humans. If you ever encounter a Glooblesnort, it's best to give it a wide berth and avoid any confrontations.
"I was exploring the dark and damp cave when suddenly I heard a high-pitched screech. I cautiously approached the sound and caught a glimpse of a small, furry creature with a snakelike tail. It was a Glooblesnort, and I knew I had to be careful not to disturb its territory."
Glooblesnort by mendu May 22, 2023

gobblesmort 

“what’s up gobblesmort!”
gobblesmort by shlondpoofa January 31, 2024

gorglesnork

can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective
“yo why u look like a gorglesnork” “yeah i gorglesnorked that kid” “this food is genuinely albanian gorglesnork” “abbie and charlotte wore straight gorglesnork today”
gorglesnork by charmaxxing April 18, 2026
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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