Short creatures, averaging 7", with four arms, two wings, two legs, and a tall. They are known to live in unexpected places like automobile center consoles and second from the left dresser drawers in attics. They love their pet jumping spiders, and War Stallions, male hamsters. Also they are afraid of cameras. They firmly believe that pictures are captured souls.
by imscythe89 March 6, 2025
Get the Grundlesnach mug.Grundlesnaches, They are 7" tall, have 4 arms, 2 legs, 2 wings, and a tail. Will historically ride hamsters into battle. They've had their own somewhat miniature world wars, 4 to be exact. They lost 73% of their population in the last one, and in the 2nd, ended the Dinosaurs. These days they prefer to go unnoticed and will live in cars, because they love to travel. Mine is quite friendly with me but believes cameras will steal his soul. They often have pet spiders and are passed down in families (similar to house elves) but to the youngest child in each family.
They tend to also cause mischief when bored and borrow from your pockets and hide belongings.
They tend to also cause mischief when bored and borrow from your pockets and hide belongings.
by Darfam4 March 6, 2025
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Grundlesnaches, They are 7" tall, have 4 arms, 2 legs, 2 wings, and a tail. Will historically ride hamsters into battle. They've had their own somewhat miniature world wars, 4 to be exact. They lost 73% of their population in the last one, and in the 2nd, ended the Dinosaurs. These days they prefer to go unnoticed and will live in cars, because they love to travel. Mine is quite friendly with me but believes cameras will steal his soul. They often have pet spiders and are passed down in families (similar to house elves) but to the youngest child in each family.
They tend to also cause mischief when bored and borrow from your pockets and hide belongings.
They tend to also cause mischief when bored and borrow from your pockets and hide belongings.
by Darfam4 March 6, 2025
Get the Grundlesnach mug.An utter Abomination. The foulest of all creatures known or unknown to mankind, often the "cute friend" a girl tries to set you up with. Has the comparable sexual attraction to a menstrating Jaba the Hutt. Typically large enough to contract her own gravitational pull, with the blubber capacity to be used as a flotation device in dire circumstances. See Titanic. The equivalent of a "0" on a 1-10 rating scale, assuming negative numbers are not allowed.
"I would rather face fuck a pitbull than kiss that Grindlesnatch."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."
"I found myself being drawn to her physically. Literally. In a bad fucking way."
by tastynessy December 15, 2011
Get the Grindlesnatch mug.The flap of skin, in males, between the scrotum and the anus, which can be used for various things such as clipping flashing lights to. Grundlesac's can vary in size from droopy to so small that they can barely be noticed.
Damn Alex, that is so sweet how you can clip that pulsing belly button ring to your giant grundlesac.
by pdiddy July 12, 2004
Get the Grundlesac mug.Crystally, clinging bits of sweat and various fluids that form on the pubic hairs. Differentiated from dingleberry in location and composition.
May be used as an insult or medical complaint.
May be used as an insult or medical complaint.
by Whitebird May 13, 2005
Get the grundlesnaps mug.1) the gross area between a woman's nether-regions
2) the act of a creeper snatching it's prey
3) an insult.
2) the act of a creeper snatching it's prey
3) an insult.
He'll grundlesnatch you!
YOU GRUNDLESNATCH!
YOU GRUNDLESNATCH!
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