Glooblesnort 

(noun): A small, furry creature with a long, snakelike tail that can emit a high-pitched screech when threatened. Glooblesnorts are known for their ability to camouflage themselves in any environment, making them difficult to spot. They are often found in dark, damp places such as caves and underground tunnels, where they feed on insects and small rodents. Despite their cute and furry appearance, Glooblesnorts are highly territorial and will fiercely defend their territory against any perceived threats, including humans. If you ever encounter a Glooblesnort, it's best to give it a wide berth and avoid any confrontations.

"I was exploring the dark and damp cave when suddenly I heard a high-pitched screech. I cautiously approached the sound and caught a glimpse of a small, furry creature with a snakelike tail. It was a Glooblesnort, and I knew I had to be careful not to disturb its territory."

Glooblesnort by mendu May 22, 2023

googlesnort 

what is said after your welcome

Can you pass me the butter please? Sure there you go. Thank you. Your Welcome. Googlesnort

googlesnort by acidbeaver September 22, 2006

gorblesnort 

gregariously devouring food whilst emitting the occasional loud snort

The small long sausage mutt grunted and groaned, snorted and chortled, hooted and hollowed as she gorblesnorted down dinner

gorblesnort by Sjunkerdu November 17, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008