You gotta be fucking kidding me

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the first thought that comes in the head of an Emergency room physician when attending to a college girl who has just come in to the E.R. attempting to explain that the reason she has a cucumber broken off up in her twat is because she was making a salad in the buff, slipped, and fell on top of it.

thought: "Oh . . . you gotta be fucking kidding me"

You gotta be fucking kidding me by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

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You Gotta Be Kidding Me

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.

A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

You Gotta Be Kidding Me by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011

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you gotta be quicker than that buddy

To be the most powerful of them all.

When thanos has all the stones and bane offers him peanuts. Thanos takes the peanuts and begins absorbing them, staring bain in the eyes and says “you gotta be quicker than that buddy”

you gotta be quicker than that buddy by MoldyMolson>FrostyMolson March 4, 2022

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You gotta be fucking my left nut

Usually said when something would make your life harder to live in, or would make your tasks harder to do

“Bro did you hear, Mr. Tomasulo input our math test grade” “You gotta be fucking my left nut”

You gotta be fucking my left nut by Real Ram October 9, 2019

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You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!

When something happens and it makes such little sense that a little kid running up to you and pulling your pants down seems more logical.

Jeff - "Hey Tom, did you hear that billy is going out with your ex?"
Tom - "You gotta be pulling my pants down kid!"

You gotta be pulling my pants down kid! by Ican'tbeleiveitsnotOXYCLEAN November 7, 2009

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You gotta be shitting me!

The total disbelief of the current situation, news or information.

Bill: "Peter, you sent over those TPS reports without the cover letter again. I need you to see me in my office."
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"

You gotta be shitting me! by The Mils Edition August 12, 2016

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You gotta be shiting me

When you gotta be kidding me isn't enough.

A: Shit that psycho is still following us!

B: You gotta be shiting me.

You gotta be shiting me by Mr Confident July 1, 2016

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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Chewed

Basically the same meaning as ate.

x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"

Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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Blue Movie

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.

I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.

fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008

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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”

Glippy by Wild Stoner Appears December 14, 2025

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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