kidding

(v) a way of taking back everything you just said
Often used as the expression "I'm just kidding"

Your mom is fat, stupid slut, who smells so bad it makes me vomit, I'm just kidding.

by fatwinks May 19, 2006

Kidding

It's the act of stealing, drinking, plundering, killing and raping in the English town called Kidderminster.

Judge asking from a thug: What were you doing last week?

Thug: Nothing much, I was just kidding in Kidderminster.

Judge: Oh, that's nice. You're free to go!

by AdmiraLR October 19, 2011

Kidding

The act of mowing down small children with ones car. (verb)

School enrollment dropped after Mr. Jones went kidding through the playground.

by Knightfox9 January 26, 2012

Kidding

A synonym for cumming or ejaculation

Jake: Oh God, Jenny, I'm kidding.

Jenny: Kid on my face Jake hurry.

by BigBoyPauseBoy January 20, 2018

Kidding

The act of committing one or more pedophile acts in a row.

"Hey Bill What Were You Doing?" Bill:"Oh I just Got Done Kidding"

by As Known As "The Fonz" August 13, 2009

Kidding

Continuosly giving birth .

Seriously mehn, you and your wife really need to get serious and stop kidding. 14 kids not enuf?

by Makay November 2, 2009

Kidding

The act of collecting kids and bring them into a white van, luring them by candy.

Derek: Hey what were you doing earlier?
Creepy Pedophile: Oh I was busy kidding.

by Afucktard December 12, 2019