twat

1) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
2) A vagina.

He is such a twat

by ds3882 August 29, 2017

twat

an obnoxious person who you want to stab

john is such a twat

by thatoneguyyouknowhimjfk May 9, 2019

twat

Noun:
Pronounced with a short a, rather than a short o (I have no idea where American directors get their pronunciation from), 'twat' is a rather vulgar word of British origin that refers to a woman's sexual organs.

A person can be a 'twat', the same way they can be a penis (see dick) or something used for cleaning said twat (see douche). It is usually used to mean someone is stupid or mean.

Me: I am a nice, well-behaved girl. I refuse to use such offensive words merely for the purpose of giving Urban Dictionary an example of how to use it.
Person reading this: *cough* Twat. *cough*

by Howard Wolowitz April 9, 2012

twat

anyone who uses Twitter in any capacity.

you're such a twat. no-one cares what you're doing.

by alsoknownaseric July 11, 2009

twat

1) Pussy
2) A great word to shout when inebriated
3) Another word for what

1) I stuck it in her twat.
2) "TWAT"
3) Twat did you say, I cunt hear you? Tits alright, bare-ass me again! Eh, we'll finger it out later.

by Chode March 28, 2005

twat

1) Slang term for the female vagina.
2) An inept person.
3) ne 1 who spelz lk dis. r u 1??? u no who u r.

Is it in your twat yet? That's your taint?
Look at that silly twat.
r ne u twats on aol 2?

by Wigga May 9, 2003

twat

1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)

"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.

by mugwump November 13, 2004