Urban Dictionary: twat

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a twat is someone/something that is unbearably jarring, no matter how quite it seems to be , deep down its really fuckin annoyin. no one likes a twat and if you are a twat well just know that majority of your mates dont like you.

harvey blunden is a twat . seems so quite but omg cant stand the ginger fuckin cunt.

by wasteeeman February 08, 2020

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Adjective for something that definitely wasn't lame, but not quite "hot". In other words, slightly below being hot, therefore warm, like a nice pair of mittens.

"How were things at the club last night?"

"Plenty to drink, but the music was no good. I guess shit was mittens."

by 122445 May 14, 2006

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Twat

Slang word for a vagina

Jeremy Clarkson is correct in thinking that Piers Morgan is a complete twat.

by leahcim99 November 02, 2013

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Kanye West was such a twat at the Grammies

by kanye grammy February 10, 2015

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TWAT

1) A great word to shout out.
2) A woman's vagina.
3) A blow to the face or genitalia.
4) Used by Tweety.
5) An offensive term for a person.
6) Acronym for The War Against Terrorism.

1) "You're getting right on my tits you TWAAAAAAAAT!"
2) "Nice twat there woman."
3) "You twatted me, I'll twat you back."
4) "Where's dat liddle puddy twat?"
5) "Tony Blair's a twat."
6) "TWAT is going well, don't you think?"

by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003