12 definitions by Master of Girth

fencepost

a nickname for my cock

I have a huge fencepost

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Sixty-Eight

A short ass pussy dude who is too fucking short to do a sixty-nine

Hey pussy . . . how was your sixty-eight last night with your cum craving wimp?

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Sculptor

Anybody that takes a shit

I am a great sculptor

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

your grandma

Your first lay

I wouldn't brag about losing my virginity to my grandma, you jackass.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Mouthful

What I am to a woman

Shit, Bitch . . . I could sure give you a mouthful.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

Pancake Batter

the thick, tary shit left on the upper portion of a toilet bowl even after the toilet has been flushed.

Dude . . . you should have seen the pancake batter I left behind at that McDonalds.

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003

shit breath

someone who's breath smells like your ass

Stay away from me, Shitbreath

by Master of Girth April 4, 2003