81 definitions by JoeNJ2

assholaphobia

Not quite agoraphobia,the sense of discomfort of being surrounded by assholes.

I don't think I have agoraphobia as much as assholaphobia.

by JoeNJ2 June 7, 2012

The guilt your fucking wife tries laying the foundation for before you even do anything.

"If you're going to go fishing next weekend instead of going out with me then I guess I know where your priorities are then"...etc etc. pre-guilt

by JoeNJ2 June 4, 2011

A New Years recap of the (crappy) year. Recrap.

by JoeNJ2 December 31, 2014

The point at which you're in an important part of a conversation that the waitress instictively interrupts.

I was in the middle of something...conversus interruptus

by JoeNJ2 April 6, 2011

The parking spot that opens up just after you've already parked far away and are walking back up.

by JoeNJ2 April 10, 2011

A low budget Philly Vacation.

by JoeNJ2 September 3, 2011

Philadelphia,PA and it's soulless,cracked out mongoloids who mill about the streets.

Wow,the streets of northeast look like Zombieville.

by JoeNJ2 April 26, 2011