JoeNJ2's definitions
by JoeNJ2 January 21, 2011
Get the Universal Bathroom Timemug. The seat you finally get on a crowded bus or restaurant waiting area,than a handicapped or old person comes in and you then feel obligated to give that seat up.
by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011
Get the guilt seatmug. I most likely can't get her...1)She's got a better job than me, 2)She's too good looking, 3)She's married, 4)She just had a baby. Those are the levels of impossibility I'd have to get through to even get her attention.
by JoeNJ2 July 7, 2011
Get the levels of impossibilitymug. Synonym to hillbilly: A loud,fat,sometimes drug addict thin, stupid, inbred fuck who resides in the neighborhoods of Philadelphia Pennsylvania. Usually all family members will reside in nearby houses,i.e mom next door etc. Commonly identifiable by features such as buzzcuts,wife beaters,baggy shorts,tatts,any Eagles clothing, and large wastelines or sunken faces. If employed at all,most are in the construction or contractor industry. Often known to use the term 'yo' or 'yeew' as part of their communications. The men sometimes characterized by a loud bellowing tone,or slow,drug-induced,raspy smokers voice. Usually punctuate the end of most sentences by nonsensical joker-like guffaws.The women a shrill,gossipy,whiny tone. Most shop at their locally based Wawa market where a purchase of cigarettes are customary with each visit.
Phillbilly
by JoeNJ2 August 30, 2009
Get the Phillbillymug. Obnoxiously loud "notice me" footwear worn mostly by obnoxious women of northeast U.S.,possibly originated from DPs or European immigrants,usually worn on "special occasions". Similar to horse shoes.
by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011
Get the big kloppy shoesmug. The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.
by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011
Get the magnet assmug. by JoeNJ2 August 27, 2012
Get the assholaphobiamug.