Surekill Expressway

A highway otherwise known as the Schuylkill Expressway,or I-76,that winds through the Philadelphia area that seems to attract all kinds of craziness and congestion similar to that of the Bermuda Triangle.

Are you taking the Surekill Expressway?

by JoeNJ2 April 24, 2011

big kloppy shoes

Obnoxiously loud "notice me" footwear worn mostly by obnoxious women of northeast U.S.,possibly originated from DPs or European immigrants,usually worn on "special occasions". Similar to horse shoes.

I hear them marching up the street in their big kloppy shoes.

by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011

symphony of sirens

What is often heard outside should you try to be enjoying what little bit of silence you can get living in a shitty city.

I often hear a symphony of sirens outside when I'm trying to relax at home.

by JoeNJ2 May 07, 2011

Larry Kinged

The process of old TV hosts getting booted simply because of their age. e.g. Jerry Lewis and eventually Regis Philbin.

Wow I can't believe Jerry Lewis got Larry Kinged this year.

by JoeNJ2 September 06, 2011

Retro Fuck

Someone who should've been fucked a long time ago but still hasn't.

Oh man Retro Fuck that fucker.

by JoeNJ2 September 15, 2012

levels of impossibility

The level between a man and a woman he possibly may desire.

I most likely can't get her...1)She's got a better job than me, 2)She's too good looking, 3)She's married, 4)She just had a baby. Those are the levels of impossibility I'd have to get through to even get her attention.

by JoeNJ2 July 07, 2011

Philly Vortex

When you're done wrong by the underground scum in Philly and you expose them and they gang up on you more.

"Hey stop spreading rumours about me you childish imps" "Shut up,you sound like an idiot" "Oh what happened,did I hit some truth in there?" And so on...Philly Vortex.

by JoeNJ2 August 28, 2016