JoeNJ2's definitions

oblivious idiot

The antithesis to the deep thinker; One who doesn't understand why we stress out over certain things.

"Why do you stress out over little things?"
" I don't know,why are you such an oblivious idiot?"

by JoeNJ2 May 29, 2012

Pre Approved Friend

n. Someone on Facebook you don't know yet but accept their friend request on a contigency basis.

Pre Approved Friend

by JoeNJ2 April 14, 2011

magnet ass

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.

Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?

by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011

You Gotta Be Kidding Me

A term frequently used by people in the northeastern U.S. when they're getting screwed so bad it's out of the realm of comprehension.

A BANK that doesn't even accept $2 bills?? You Gotta Be Kidding Me

by JoeNJ2 May 5, 2011

glory whores

Women on reality shows like The Bachelor who are more into becoming known from being on tv than the actual object of the show.

She got him then broke up with him after the show...what glory whores.

by JoeNJ2 May 29, 2012

Lottirony

When checking your lottery ticket,the numbers that come up are the ones just before or after the ones on your ticket.

Oh f you,the numbers right next to the ones I picked. Lottirony.

by JoeNJ2 June 24, 2011

leapfrog

A fucking parking game that's played in space-challenged Philadelphia where one attempts to keep moving their car closer to their house as fuckers finally leave their parking spaces on that street.

Playing leapfrog to get my car back closer to the front of my own freaking house.

by JoeNJ2 April 28, 2011