"If you're going to go fishing next weekend instead of going out with me then I guess I know where your priorities are then"...etc etc. pre-guilt
by JoeNJ2 June 04, 2011
An occasional,sometimes chronic sickness caused by an excessive daily overabundance of contact with assholes. Usually in the workplace,but can come from many sources including traffic and local surroundings.
by JoeNJ2 January 10, 2012
The state of Pennsylvania,where apparently partying and socializing take top priority over everything else...including education. Blissful ignorance.
by JoeNJ2 April 16, 2011
When looking for a parking spot in a congested place such as a city,that illusionary spot that looks like it's open only to find that it's situated in front of a fire hydrant,valet,handicap spot etc.
Hey it looks like there might be a spot right here...aww fuck you there's a hydrant there - A fuck you spot.
by JoeNJ2 October 02, 2010
Guys who leave the stall door partially ajar while sitting on the toilet in a public mens room,thus fooling one into thinking there's no one in there and when you go to open it they then push back on it thus prompting the phrase 'were you born in a barn?'
by JoeNJ2 January 02, 2011
When an asshole driver in front of you is intentionally driving slow,then when you pass them they speed up and start playing with you.
by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2015
A kind of rambling inbred verbage that only people in the Philly/PA/South Jersey metro area understand among their cliques.
"i was u wanna know why.....so gay (he was really gay) asshole (and he was really an asshole) drank one of mine,,,,and i was pissed then he went in the fridge and drank 1/2 another one....so i didnt even have one because i gave my friend half :( so i just drank beer and made them drive me home like 2ish becuase i was beat! so i was very well bahaved!!" ~Phillyspeak
by JoeNJ2 September 13, 2010