JoeNJ2's definitions

Jersey Merge

When you’re driving in New Jersey and a Fck head will zip around you just to turn off right away anyway.

Fck head just did a Jersey Merge...

by JoeNJ2 May 25, 2021

Dragon

A bro that occupies the whole weight section and mirror at a gym.

I went to the gym again but there was a dragon right in the area I had to go.

by JoeNJ2 January 24, 2021

Holidayliens

I swear, sometimes it looks like a huge alien spacecraft landed somewhere and let off legions of people... the stores are packed, the roads are packed, even my street is packed. Where are all these people coming from??

I swear, sometimes it looks like a huge alien spacecraft landed somewhere and let off legions of people... the stores are packed, the roads are packed, even my street is packed. Where are all these people coming from?? Must be the holidayliens.

by JoeNJ2 December 22, 2020

Philly Vortex

When you're done wrong by the underground scum in Philly and you expose them and they gang up on you more.

"Hey stop spreading rumours about me you childish imps" "Shut up,you sound like an idiot" "Oh what happened,did I hit some truth in there?" And so on...Philly Vortex.

by JoeNJ2 August 28, 2016

Rumblefuck

n. Any big loud tough wannabe F-450 diesel modified, or bike that feels the need to draw attention by being as loud as possible. Usually disrupting neighborhoods or entire small areas.

Summer is here and there are many a Rumblefuck abound.

by JoeNJ2 August 18, 2016

Welfare Spree

Using one's EBT cards to do grocery shopping at convenience stores.

Here comes another pile of junk food...must be a Welfare Spree.

by JoeNJ2 October 27, 2015

ASB

Another screamy bitch; ie Kelly Clarkson,Carrie Underwood,Adele, or any clone of today's ear piercing singers.

Looks who's on Kelly & Michael Show today...ASB : Another Screamy Bitch.

by JoeNJ2 July 26, 2015