gorned

Taken advantage of in a painful way.

He felt gorned by the car dealer, who installed a part he didn't need.

by Pengyou19 October 19, 2015

Gooned out

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.

Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.

by Ultbator August 20, 2019

XAVIER GORNEY

A type of boulder used for mass destruction. also is a reliable food source for a couple of years.

a XAVIER GORNEY was used to destroy all sources of enemy food in a matter of seconds in the late 16th century

by ancient food sources September 25, 2019

Frank Gored

1. An event in Fantasy Football in which following "expert" advice results in a loss (usually from benching a player that experts said was cold).
2. When your best drafted player turns out to suck, hard.

That guy with a widows peak on yahoo, Frank Gored my ass.

by I am Fantasy Football February 21, 2008

gored

(gôrd, gohrd)
v.
To have one's hypocrisy exposed.

Al was gored when the power consumption of his mansion was released in the media.

by Some Lao Wai May 5, 2007

Frank Gored

To lose a fantasy football game because your best fantasy football player sucks.

Oh man, I can't believe your running back only got 10 carries for 20 yards, you straight up got Frank Gored.

by Eynola Bagherzadeh December 31, 2007

gorked

a slang term to describe the state of being high or "drugged up" to the point where one is incapable of basic thoughts and functions. Sometimes used between staff members in hospitals

- How's the guy in room 1209 doing?
- Man, he’s fuckin’ gorked!

by MrPinkPickles December 5, 2007