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Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
by nljames November 09, 2011
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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to get extreamly drunk
i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.
by amy henwood November 24, 2005
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to be pranked or spoofed that serves the purpose to belittle somebody
"Hey Carlee, you're gonna be the IB Student of the Month for sure!"

"No way Cody! Are you bein for real?"

"Lol no get gooned loser."
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to be run over by a car
Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned
by TheRevealer June 07, 2010
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to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)
wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.
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