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Verb; to be gooned is to be awaken by two large men (usually Somoan) and escorted from your home to a wilderness program, RTC, or other therapeutic or recovery establishment.
Frank: "Jim! Have you seen Todd? I haven't seen him in a couple of days."

Jim: "You didn't hear? Todd got gooned the other night! He put up a good fight though. The goons hand to put him in handcuffs and had to give him a horse tranquilizer to comply."
by nljames November 09, 2011
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to be run over by a car
Jim: Woah dude don't cross the street yet you don't want to get gooned
David: Yeah, you're right, I'd rather not get gooned
by TheRevealer June 07, 2010
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to be pranked or spoofed that serves the purpose to belittle somebody
"Hey Carlee, you're gonna be the IB Student of the Month for sure!"

"No way Cody! Are you bein for real?"

"Lol no get gooned loser."
by relaton November 08, 2017
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to be so incredibly stoned that you look chinese, (unless you are already chinese, then you'd look like a mole)
wait- what was i just talking about? god, i'm gooned.
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The act of making a joke or witty remark about someone while in their presence. Usually it is uncalled for which can be termed as a "drive by gooning"
example.(Conversation with a friend with a headache)

Since you have a headache i will stop making jokes and let you be.

So is it a sick to your stomach type, or just want quiet type. (I am asking how bad the headache is)

Now the response.

"Just the quiet type, wait did you mean my headache or your humour?"

There, that was me being "gooned" arghhh.
by Freezzer June 11, 2010
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to back down from ,to step back:to pussy out of doing something
dude u gooned out of goin in her pants u cornhole
by nick g April 28, 2005
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