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(gôrd, gohrd)
v.
To have one's hypocrisy exposed.
Al was gored when the power consumption of his mansion was released in the media.
gored by Some Lao Wai May 5, 2007
Words you can keep
The act of under minding and screwing someone over in a sneaky or caniving way.
What a two-faced snake in the grass to lie to your face and go behind your back like that. Dude, you just got gored...
gored by 27 Boyz September 1, 2010
1) The act of being 'run-through by a cow or any other 'horned' animal.
2) The act of speaking to Al Gore for long periods of time without dying of hearing the florida elections over and over.
1) Ow he got run-through by that cow.
2) AHHH IT'S AL GORE!! RUN AWAY Or BE GORED
gored by Eric January 23, 2004
The result of being force fed Global Warming, while the world experiences historically low temperatures. See "Taken advantage of" and "Revoke Freedoms"
Erin sold her snowblower last year, after a few years of little to no use. Little did she know that she was Gored in the winter of 2008.
Gored by Ascoda March 13, 2008

gored to death 

When life ends from being gored or impaled with something.
The matador bullfighter was gored to death by the bull's horns.

Frank Gored 

1. An event in Fantasy Football in which following "expert" advice results in a loss (usually from benching a player that experts said was cold).
2. When your best drafted player turns out to suck, hard.
That guy with a widows peak on yahoo, Frank Gored my ass.
Frank Gored by I am Fantasy Football February 21, 2008

Frank Gored 

To lose a fantasy football game because your best fantasy football player sucks.
Oh man, I can't believe your running back only got 10 carries for 20 yards, you straight up got Frank Gored.
Frank Gored by Eynola Bagherzadeh December 31, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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