Al

A very composed man when needed to be. Hysterically funny. Very sexy with a cock ranging anywhere from average to huge. Italian or greek in hertiage, Italians pack more heat downstairs but the greeks are not too far behind. Gets the ladies whenever needed but is a sweet kind hearted soul who has a crazy side underneath it all.

Guy 1: Who is Al?

Girl 1: The most fucking bad ass sexy man ever......fact.

by Brohan Sebastian Boch December 12, 2010

Al

What you can call Paul Simon.

"If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al"

- "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon

by King Cacciatore January 3, 2010

Al

A person who is ALWAYS right. Never question it. You’re wrong.

“Have you ever met Al? That bitch is ALWAYS right!” “We love Al. She’s amazing and she’s always right.”

by Pearin October 22, 2018

Al

Short for alcohol. Also has a connotation of referring to someone.

Everything was fine until Al decided to show up. After that, the whole night was a blur.

by Nathalie D December 2, 2007

Al

A man who usually has a fat big cock near 7-10 inches and well do you in doggy style till morning and night.

Why are you limping?

Because Al fucked the shit out of me

by guest1929292929 December 6, 2020

Al

10/10 dude. Very funny, great personality and is very caring. They love their obscure TV shows and are a "hipster," will help you with pretty much anything.

Guy 1: ay there's Al yoo what up my dude
Al: ello, I'm doing fine you?

by fire_phantom January 10, 2017

Al

A real bastard.

Oh my god he's a real Al him!

by buttersloaf1878 July 11, 2008