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A very composed man when needed to be. Hysterically funny. Very sexy with a cock ranging anywhere from average to huge. Italian or greek in hertiage, Italians pack more heat downstairs but the greeks are not too far behind. Gets the ladies whenever needed but is a sweet kind hearted soul who has a crazy side underneath it all.
Guy 1: Who is Al?

Girl 1: The most fucking bad ass sexy man ever......fact.
by Brohan Sebastian Boch December 12, 2010
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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What you can call Paul Simon.
"If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al"

- "You Can Call Me Al" by Paul Simon
by King Cacciatore January 02, 2010
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An angelic and kind person, beautiful and sweet. Deserving of everyone's love and affection.
You're an Al.
by God aka ur dad June 12, 2020
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Ass Leak. A cousin of the fart, this is a condition that occurs when your butt slowly leaks a continuous stream of gas.
Damn, Nick killed the cow!
I can't help it, I have A.L.
by JD McFlip April 03, 2005
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Short for alcohol. Also has a connotation of referring to someone.
Everything was fine until Al decided to show up. After that, the whole night was a blur.
by Nathalie D December 01, 2007
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Arabic - "the"

If u were wonderin, that's why so many Arab names of objects and organizations start with Al-this, Al-that. Like how many things of ours are called "The (whatever)"
Al Qaeda = The Base

Al Sadr = The breast

Al Jazeera = The island
by Dirge September 10, 2004
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