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A mix of Goku and Owned.
KAMEHAMEHA!!11 ROFL jw0 g0t g0wned!111111111
gowned by Marcus August 27, 2004
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A word that refers to someone getting owned when playing an online shooter. It is used mostly by gamers to shorten the saying, "Get owned."
oh HEAD SHOT gowned fag fuck!!!
Gowned by Und3RC0v3r6r0th34 November 30, 2011
Related Words
gowned gooned gooned out gwned Goined Goned gooned up gowed gowed up gonedango

Gooned out 

A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.
Once I took that last hit of poppers I was gooned out bro.
Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019
/gōn/

noun.
1. the destruction or disintegration of the human spirit or the state of being obliterated; damaged psyche

2. loss of wealth, position, etc, or something that causes such loss; downfall

3. the state of being speechless/dumbstruck after witnessing a particularly stupid or annoying thing; tiresome.

4. a person as the wreck of his or her former self; ravaged individual.

verb.
1. to fall into ruin; devastate.

2. fall to pieces; dejection.

Origin:
Taken from the word gone, "gowne" was first used to describe the act of being emotionally lost or your enthusiasm no longer being present:
"I'm gowner than the wind"
Person A: "Did you study for the test?"
Person B: "No"
Person A: "You do realize this test a major grade, right?"
Person B: "Don't you think I already fucking know that? I'm too gowne to care at this point"
Gowne by Rosir February 21, 2015
Pronounced like cow with a g plus ed.

A term meaning the same as drunk or inebriated.
Usually used by the common folk in Butte, Montana.
I was all gowed.
We got gowed up.
We were seriously gowed.
Let's get gowed!
gowed by bibblebabble January 14, 2009
Verb that refers to a situation in which one is gay owned.
"Dude, I was at this chick's place and there were like 4 other bros there!"

"Gwned!
gwned by Chode McMasterson November 12, 2010
to get extreamly drunk
i was so gooned last night, i dont remember anything.
gooned by amy henwood December 28, 2005
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