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Gowned
A word that refers to someone getting owned when playing an online shooter. It is used mostly by gamers to shorten the saying, "Get owned."
Gowned by Und3RC0v3r6r0th34 November 30, 2011
Gooned out
A point during masturbation where you start to lose control and revert to a Neanderthal goon tard, often after hitting poppers or smoking an insane amount of weed. The pleasure becomes so intense that your eyes roll back, your mouth opens into an "O", and you're either panting, grunting, making monkeybate sounds or babbling about how good your penis feels.
Gooned out by Ultbator August 20, 2019
Gowne
/gōn/
noun.
1. the destruction or disintegration of the human spirit or the state of being obliterated; damaged psyche
2. loss of wealth, position, etc, or something that causes such loss; downfall
3. the state of being speechless/dumbstruck after witnessing a particularly stupid or annoying thing; tiresome.
4. a person as the wreck of his or her former self; ravaged individual.
verb.
1. to fall into ruin; devastate.
2. fall to pieces; dejection.
Origin:
Taken from the word gone, "gowne" was first used to describe the act of being emotionally lost or your enthusiasm no longer being present:
"I'm gowner than the wind"
noun.
1. the destruction or disintegration of the human spirit or the state of being obliterated; damaged psyche
2. loss of wealth, position, etc, or something that causes such loss; downfall
3. the state of being speechless/dumbstruck after witnessing a particularly stupid or annoying thing; tiresome.
4. a person as the wreck of his or her former self; ravaged individual.
verb.
1. to fall into ruin; devastate.
2. fall to pieces; dejection.
Origin:
Taken from the word gone, "gowne" was first used to describe the act of being emotionally lost or your enthusiasm no longer being present:
"I'm gowner than the wind"
gowed
Pronounced like cow with a g plus ed.
A term meaning the same as drunk or inebriated.
Usually used by the common folk in Butte, Montana.
A term meaning the same as drunk or inebriated.
Usually used by the common folk in Butte, Montana.
gowed by bibblebabble January 14, 2009
gwned
gwned by Chode McMasterson November 12, 2010
gooned
gooned by amy henwood December 28, 2005
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