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Hypocrisy is when one douchebag calls out another douchebag for being a douchebag, and the second douchebag responds to this by calling the first one a hypocrite.

It is usually the case that the sheer mass of irony inherent to the situation at this point causes a tear in the fabric of space-time, resulting in both douchebags being sucked into a black hole of self-absorbed narcissism. Innocent bystanders are advised to quickly become apathetic to the confrontation, lest they too become sucked into the singularity.
Douchebag A: Hey man, I don't appreciate how you've been walking around this party spouting smarmy self-serving platitudes at all the ladies, directly competing with my similar attempts.

Douchebag B: "Hey bro, you're just making a scene at me so you can seem like a white knight, and distract from your own ridiculous behavior, which of course I would never have anything to do with, as reinforced to everyone else in the room by the intensity of my indignant response."

Innocent Bystander: "OH SHI--"

*Black Hole of hypocrisy forms between, and quickly consumes, the two douchebags*
by cropduster777 May 13, 2009
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The Nussy, or the โ€œnose pussyโ€, if you will, was discovered during the corona virus pandemic of 2020. People that had to be tested for Covid-19 had to have their nose swabbed right where the brain connects, which often led to people rolling back their eyes and gagging.

A nose-swab-fetish developed from this, because we, as humans, ruin everything.
โ€œOh fuck yeah, swab my nussyโ€

Sir, please, I went to medical school

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(n) - one of the few things liberals and conservatives, Republicans and Democrats, and people in general have in common.
If one were to be truly honest with oneself, one would realize that he/she falls into hypocrisy. For example, almost everyone preaches that we should love everyone, but few practice that.
by Commonsense September 17, 2012
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A crime that everyone besides me should be punished for.
"How many times do I have to tell you not to be repetitive?"
by John Paxton March 20, 2005
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When someone does something openly that is looks good to others, when in reality they have disturbing, disgusting, destructive and nasty intentions
Judas was a hypocrite that sold out Jesus even though he got so much from him. He just wanted money. The government sells people to corporations because of hypocrisy of people at the top.
by rohkumar2 March 28, 2010
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When one feigns to be what he or she is not.
When someone is pretending to be what they aren't, thy are in hypocrisy.
The hypocrisy of the student is wholly conspicuous.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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it's when wallmart (temporarily) bans violent video games and games with guns but continues to sell guns
Wallmart employee: We have stopped showcasing the gruesome evil and violent videogames on our stores to show respect to people who've died during mass shootings.
Wallmart employee: We will however continue to sell firearms so people with guns can prevent mass shootings by shooting the mass shooter. You're welcome america, we're stopping violence! This isn't hypocrisy, we're saving hundreds of americans by selling guns.
by Spoopy Chicken September 19, 2019
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