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Survivor is painful to watch.
Painful by jondapicam November 5, 2003
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Intense pain, next level of pain.
Pissing Saints off could be very painful.
Painful by Saints October 19, 2003
May be used as well to express exertion.
On a painful day it occurs that I am punished hard by a person that is pushing his elbow into my penis while entering the plane.
painful by melmo999 July 20, 2008
Karamatsu Matsuno
Oh My God, Karamatsu is so painful!
Painful by Chusi2003 March 8, 2017
Being a slang for "having eaten too much bread in one sitting", "painful" is derived from the French word "pain" (meaning "bread") and the English suffix "-ful".
After binge-eating too much bread in one sitting, I'm now feeling painful due to having my stomach full.
painful by Emotional Cruiser August 26, 2025

Painful Debbie 

The act of getting a painful hand job by a muscular woman.
Dude why are you walking funny? I got a Painful Debbie last night.
Painful Debbie by jizzking October 5, 2012

Painful Boner 

When you get a painful boner after fapping way too many times in one day OR after having a stiffy for too long
Dan - oh dude i've got a painful boner

Joe- what the fuck dude? Stop whacking off.
Painful Boner by DKDKDJ December 3, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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