gorked

a slang term to describe the state of being high or "drugged up" to the point where one is incapable of basic thoughts and functions. Sometimes used between staff members in hospitals

- How's the guy in room 1209 doing?
- Man, he’s fuckin’ gorked!

by MrPinkPickles December 5, 2007

gorked

being high, or coming down from a high. being totally baked, stoned, lit, ect.

Dude, Kevin was totally gorked at school!

by NaLo April 18, 2008

Gorked

A combo of geeked and dorked (normally off of drugs)

Dude that crackhead was fucking gorked

by Bigboyginger March 1, 2019

Gorked

To mess up, fall short, screw up an opportunity in the game of baseball or other sports.

Man, he really gorked that play

by Gorkys Hernandez August 23, 2017

gorked

An excuse said when you dont really have the patience or any care of what the person or group is trying to talk to you about! A state of insomnia and paranoia and anxiety mixed with a short fuse and not a care in the world about your decision or mood!

I look like crap? What did you expect im gorked? I just ran a red light who cares Im gorked! my eyes look funny because im gorked!

by a retired gorky February 11, 2010

Gorked

Used in a hospital settings, doctor to doctor. A more insensitive way of describing a patient who is definitively brain dead or more than likely brain dead.

Doctor 1: What is the status of the patient that came in with the brain bleed from the traumatic brain injury?

Doctor 2: After more testing and looking at the scans, it looks like the patient is gorked. Waiting on the family to talk about organ donation.

by StarWordCorrector November 15, 2022

gorked out

over-medicated to an extreme degree, and therefore appearing as if in a persistent vegetative state (see Gork, the acronym for God Only Really Knows).

That lady at the nursing home was WAY gorked out on her pain and nausea meds. When I get that old, please remember I have a DNG (Do Not Gork order).

by No Gifts Please December 9, 2008