gurned

The act of dissing, hitting, or messing someone/something up.

Barry gurned the sign-out sheet at work today.

by Chazzy Daddy October 20, 2008

Gurned

From gurner, to be gurned-up, under the influence of Ecstacy.

Ha! look at Mike, he's gurned-up to his eyeballs!

by Plush Terry August 5, 2004

gurned

Referring to the act of hitting someone.
Named after a boy in a New York High school who would slap his friends in the face.

<chad gets slapped in the face>
Matt: Oh man dude, he gurned you good!
or
Matt: Way to get gurned!

by Amanda J July 31, 2006

gurned up

To have consumed something which makes you gurn. Most commonly MDMA or Cocaine.
I.e

"I love getting bares gurned up and listening to techno",
"He's not feeling very well, got gurned up last night"

by Charris March 27, 2015

gunned up

To possess large arms; when one's arms are particularly large.... for instance after lifting weights. Derived from the word "guns" (or arms).

Tamara: "Nick, where have been all fukkin' day?"
Nick: "Chill out, big girl. I've been pumpin' some iron."
Tamara: "I can tell. You look all gunned up, you handsome devil."

by stockman09 August 20, 2007

Gurxed

The act of beating the absolute fuck out of a wasteyute, usually done to put the yute in his or her place.

YG: yo fham look at that wasteyute right dere
NKbandz: mans is gettin gurxed asap

by Big Chunder March 23, 2021

Gurney Girl

Girls (or Gurney Guys) who are attracted to EMT/Paramedics just for their job. Similar to a badge bunny but for paramedics

A: Bro, I met this girl last night and she immediately invited me to her place!
B: Were you still in your paramedic uniform?

A: Well yea I was at the psych hospital…
B: Dude, that’s totally a Gurney Girl…

by Samc28 July 15, 2021