gloomster

Standard Tori insult for someone who can be referred to as a "Debbie Downer".

"I don't think I'm being a gloomster"

gloomster by Risadder February 22, 2021

No School Foster Glocester!

As a kid just over the line from RI, I would wait by the radio on snowy school mornings hanging on every word of school closings that Salty Brine would call out. While most times my school had to go to school, *GROAN!* there was most always a school that made the no school cut. I can still hear Salty's teaasing voice as he knew we all knew what was coming shouting out with glee: "No School Foster Glocester!!" Who were these lucky kids...geeeez!?!? lol

Salty Brines most called out snow day was for No School Foster Glocester!

No School Foster Glocester! by washashoreCC January 23, 2019

Gloomer 

Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.

Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.

While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.

The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.

The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.

While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.

"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"

"We're not gonna make it"

"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"

Normie: Why are you such a downer?

Gloomer: “He who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”

Gloomer by polominty May 8, 2019

Loomster 

the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag

McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster

Loomster by Andrion November 1, 2003

Glooster 

A glooster is when a pregnant woman is giving birth and the child coming out gives you oral

Yo Katie is pregnant you tryna glooster in 9 months?

Glooster by Johnmcmaster April 25, 2020

Gloopster 

Taken from the name Augustus Gloop from Willy Wonker a gloopster is a fat or tubby person (UK)

Person 1: Look at that fat cunt over there
Person 2: He’s a real tubby custard

Person 1: no he’s more than that he’s a gloopster

Gloopster by Ispeakengland July 25, 2023

Groovster 

Groovsters came about because hipsters are too mainstream. Groovsters make very ambiguous/vague references that only other groovsters would understand. They never actually say any names, places, or descriptions that would allow for a non-groovster to understand the reference. Groovsters don't have a uniform style of clothing because that is too main stream. You can only figure out if someone is a groovster if you already know for a fact that they are one.

Groovsters are so non-mainstream that if normal fish are mainstream, and salmon are hipsters, then groovsters would be that one thing by the stuff.

Groovster #1: "Duuuuuuude!! This is totally like that one thing from that one movie!!"
Groovster #2: "You mean that one with that one chick who did that thing at the place???"
Groovster #1: "YEA!!"
Groovster #2: "Totalllyyy."
Non-Groovster: "....Da fuck are you talking about?"

Groovster by groovster#1 May 16, 2013