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Goomster 

1. Small child below the age of 4 who possesses one or more of the following characteristics:Extremely cute, unquestionably innocent, and always happy. Most often chubby in the face although there are exceptions.
2. Any kind of small animal. No further classification required except that said animal must invoke feelings of unadulterated joy and/or an overall sense of temporary nirvana.

3. Pretty much any other living creature or giggly stuffed animal that makes you want to poke them in the belly/pinch their cheeks/pet them/steal them.
4. Don't be alarmed, the "steal them" reference in definition #3 is not meant to be taken seriously by friends or family of goomster enthusiasts, as it is often overused and the act is never carried through.
Coversation between Ben (a goom') and his Aunt.

Ben's Aunt: "Ben are you tired?"
Ben: ............................................."yes."
Goomster Enthusiast passing by: "Oh my god he's such a goom I'm gonna steal him!"
Goomster by Goomstar July 19, 2010
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goofster 

One who is not quite a goof, but shows considerable progress.
She was such a goofster that she cut her own bangs, which did not come out strait.
goofster by somegoof January 17, 2005
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when you bust on your sack,it sticks to your ass,and you sit down on your balls.
Marie gave me a hand job last night. it was good but when i sat down i had a gooster.
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Goofster 

Someone who can be described as goofy or lacking intelligence.
He got a bad grade on the test? What a goofster.
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A gooster is the slang for when a goose rides on a scooter.

This phenomenon is actually a great scientific mystery, why are there geese on scooters? Who put the goose on the scooter? What is going on?
"Look at that gooster!"
"It's doing the gooster!"
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Gormster 

A low level insult for the mildly retarded.
You stupid gormster! You're not supposed to feed the dog soap!
Gormster by Errol July 13, 2004

Goonster 

A person or people who are such a goon that you have to make up a word on the spot for how much of a goon they are. A kid who told me once in gradeschool not to hurt a book.
"Don't bend the book that way, you are hurting it." Hey kid, you are a goonster.
Goonster by Samsonite219 December 9, 2008
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