goofster

One who is not quite a goof, but shows considerable progress.

She was such a goofster that she cut her own bangs, which did not come out strait.

by somegoof January 17, 2005

Goofster

Someone who can be described as goofy or lacking intelligence.

He got a bad grade on the test? What a goofster.

by ThyUniverse November 9, 2021

Goofster

Extremely large toothed person who is only known for his large incisors. Often a butt of jokes.

Look at the Goofster, he needs a diamond drill bit to tackle those gnashers!

by Ebwah April 23, 2010

Goofster

A person being so goofy that it's his whole personality. This person often does acts that makes the groupchat spam out skull emojies.

"bro i just boogiebomb-shotgunned that dude and hit the griddy on his dead body"

"man you're such a goofster"

by saintgoofster November 9, 2023

a real goofster

a real goofster is uncle chicken cock

"yo uncle chicken cock is fucking a baby"
"hes a real goofster allright

by HappyBTW February 9, 2022

Goomster

1. Small child below the age of 4 who possesses one or more of the following characteristics:Extremely cute, unquestionably innocent, and always happy. Most often chubby in the face although there are exceptions.
2. Any kind of small animal. No further classification required except that said animal must invoke feelings of unadulterated joy and/or an overall sense of temporary nirvana.

3. Pretty much any other living creature or giggly stuffed animal that makes you want to poke them in the belly/pinch their cheeks/pet them/steal them.
4. Don't be alarmed, the "steal them" reference in definition #3 is not meant to be taken seriously by friends or family of goomster enthusiasts, as it is often overused and the act is never carried through.

Coversation between Ben (a goom') and his Aunt.

Ben's Aunt: "Ben are you tired?"
Ben: ............................................."yes."
Goomster Enthusiast passing by: "Oh my god he's such a goom I'm gonna steal him!"

by Goomstar July 19, 2010

gooster

when you bust on your sack,it sticks to your ass,and you sit down on your balls.

Marie gave me a hand job last night. it was good but when i sat down i had a gooster.

by Ethan D. March 30, 2007