glomster
glomster by GonzoJhawk February 1, 2023
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Goomster
1. Small child below the age of 4 who possesses one or more of the following characteristics:Extremely cute, unquestionably innocent, and always happy. Most often chubby in the face although there are exceptions.
2. Any kind of small animal. No further classification required except that said animal must invoke feelings of unadulterated joy and/or an overall sense of temporary nirvana.
3. Pretty much any other living creature or giggly stuffed animal that makes you want to poke them in the belly/pinch their cheeks/pet them/steal them.
4. Don't be alarmed, the "steal them" reference in definition #3 is not meant to be taken seriously by friends or family of goomster enthusiasts, as it is often overused and the act is never carried through.
2. Any kind of small animal. No further classification required except that said animal must invoke feelings of unadulterated joy and/or an overall sense of temporary nirvana.
3. Pretty much any other living creature or giggly stuffed animal that makes you want to poke them in the belly/pinch their cheeks/pet them/steal them.
4. Don't be alarmed, the "steal them" reference in definition #3 is not meant to be taken seriously by friends or family of goomster enthusiasts, as it is often overused and the act is never carried through.
Coversation between Ben (a goom') and his Aunt.
Ben's Aunt: "Ben are you tired?"
Ben: ............................................."yes."
Goomster Enthusiast passing by: "Oh my god he's such a goom I'm gonna steal him!"
Ben's Aunt: "Ben are you tired?"
Ben: ............................................."yes."
Goomster Enthusiast passing by: "Oh my god he's such a goom I'm gonna steal him!"
Ms.Gloster SHMS
Ms.Gloster SHMS by youWILLallknow May 24, 2017
land globster
A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.
land globster by land whaler101 February 12, 2018
glogster
glogster by Edgar Digital October 18, 2008
Glostercanary
Glostercanary by Gloster canary king August 14, 2020