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Gloomberg 

A Satirical view of the economy.
http://GloombergNews.com - a Bloomberg satire
Gloomberg by AlanT March 7, 2009
Gloomer refers to several Wojak characters spread on 4chan describing young adults between ages 22 and 27 who lead an antisocial and uninspired life that may be a consequence of a blackpill OD, a rich inner world, eccentric tastes, and chronic anhedonia that alienate the Gloomer from the community. Although these aren't exclusive conditions for being a Gloomer, they provide a general basis for it.

Termed by some as an inbetween of the Doomer and Bloomer: the former being complete blackpill or the "final redpill", the latter being optimistic despite said blackpilling.

While the Doomer may be a lost cause, there is still hope for redemption for the Gloomer to emerge as a Bloomer and set aside their Weltschmerz, the other emotional destination being the honkpill.

The Gloomer may be an avid reader of Nietzsche, Hegesias of Cyrene, the Buddhists, Schopenhauer, and the Kali Yuga, among others.

The Gloomer is likely a symptom of a decaying civilization, social alienation, atomization, the realization of societal woes, and the degenerative effects of auto-domestication.

While the earliest variation of Gloomer depicted the character as a 27-year-old female, a male version of the character gained spread in April 2019.
"I'm considering a /nightwalk/ tonight"

"We're not gonna make it"

"I have a pretty cool mixtape, but you probably wouldn't want to hear it"

Normie: Why are you such a downer?

Gloomer: β€œHe who fights with monsters should be careful lest he thereby becomes a monster. And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee.”
Gloomer by polominty May 8, 2019
To take something away, or ban it; to deprive a large group of people something simply because you don't like it.
A large sugary soft drink has too many calories, so in NY they bloomberged it. ban block remove prohibit
bloomberg by JoezWaleZ March 21, 2013
To throw something in the trash which is recyclable.
I couldn't carry around an empty soda can all day until I found a recycling bin, so I just had to bloomberg it.
bloomberg by jacksonjohnson December 15, 2008
Usually a reference to Micheal Bloomberg, the founder of Bloomberg L.P. and the current Mayor of New York City.
The say Bloomberg may still enter the 2008 race as an independent.
Bloomberg by nonamenoslogan January 30, 2008

goombers 

someone who is the coolest. someone who can make you smile even if you are in the worst of moods, makes you laugh when you don't want to.

generally this person is very attractive, "YUMMMY" if you will, and would do anything to make the ones that he loves happy. a person who is names goombers is a very positive and outgoing person.

Goombers tend not to have high enough confidence levels, but should because they are among the best looking people ever seen.

to be a goomber,

is a very special thing,

no one would ever want to lose a goomber in their lifetime.
they are someone who should never be forgotten,
and are always loved.

They can brighten your day,
and make everything okay,

Goombers are well loved.
<3
i wish he was like a goombers
goombers by shpanks mcbang January 25, 2011