glarse

Is how awesomely English people say glass.

Oi mate, wann' buy a glarse?

by euchre April 27, 2006

glarded

Glarded funds may not be transferred into an account which is in a tax clode without an inoppolity certificate

Have the funds been glarded in anyway?

by NuclearCrawdad March 19, 2021

glarded

past participle of to glard

a state or nature of funds

A certificate of inoppolity is required when transferring glarded funds to a tax cloded account

When transferring glarded funds to an account in a tax clode, one cannot even set up an acesiation for any fund transfer fees before receiving the inoppolity certificate; if one were to commence deplation of any fees gationously, one could find himself jectured by the national office of spentics

Unglarded funds can result in serious inoppolity when transferring to cloded expostrons. So, one might need to obtain a gartgadgment certificate if transferring unglarded funds to cloded expostrons

My account is in a tax clode, so you will need to provide an inoppolity certificate before you can transfer glarded funds to it.

It's your job as the bank behabling the glarded funds to issue the certificate.

by T.W.B March 20, 2021

fake glasses

An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.

Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.

by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019

Three point glasses

Large sunglasses that cover so much of a girls face that mediocre girls look hot making a 5 look like an 8.

Guy 1: Dude, check out that honey with the shades
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses

by Harry Moe Lester December 13, 2013

liberal glasses

Liberal glasses are the dark and thick-rimmed glasses, typically square in shape, favored by liberals. They are worn in an attempt to appear intellectually superior. Also called "hipster glasses." It is a safe bet that when somebody wears them, they ascribe to a left-leaning ideology. The majority of people who wear liberal glasses are also white.

Jay Carney, Tina Fey, and Janeane Garofalo wear stereotypical liberal glasses.

"Will" wore liberal glasses to signify both his intellectual superiority and his submission to his feminist wife. As long as he wore the magical liberal glasses, he was free to talk down to everybody until his wife called. Then he would apologize for every trivial hardship she encountered, like having to pump her own gas or call somebody to confirm an appointment.

by Peon Dimn February 5, 2014

Glarded

This means a fund is unable to go into a tax clode without a inoppolity certificate.

Is the fund of $8,000,000 glarded?

by Auriaboris March 20, 2021