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cottard

Basically the same thing as avetard, but these people reside at the Cottages of Norman, aka The Cot, these people are just as stupid and useless and probably have an even lower IQ. The cottages are just as trashy apartments and disgusting
Yea, the cottard is coming over today, should we just not open the door?
by TurnM3Up November 11, 2019
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that's actually fucked up

THE main phrase used by Norman “Nick”. He usually uses this line when he feels like something really fucked up was conspired against him. This is a common way that Norman “Nick” voices his displeasure.
*the avetards broke into Norman “Nick”’s room and brought his PS4 downstairs so they could play in the living room*
Norman “Nick”: “Yo did y’all steal my PS4 and bring it downstairs?”
Noah: “Um, possibly”
Norman “Nick”: “Dude, you know that's actually fucked up, right?”
Norman “Nick”: “Yo Henry, that's actually fucked up right?”
by TurnM3Up April 16, 2020
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Norman Nick response rate

The amount of time it takes for Norman "Nick" to respond to someone. During verbal conversations, you may ask Norman "Nick" a question or ask for his opinion, usually Norman "Nick" will take a minimum of 30 seconds to respond and sometimes you will be looking for an answer for upwards of a minute. We like to refer to this downtime as Norman "Nick" processing and thinking. If you thought that it might be easier to talk to him over text, you better think again. If you text Norman "Nick", you should be prepared to wait at least a few hours for a response and tbh consider yourself lucky if you get a response at all. It's not like he's busy or anything either, he'll see your message pretty quickly and just come to the conclusion that you don't deserve a timely response.
Ray Naker: Yo slime, you lay pipe when you were in Texas?
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say
by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021
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Institutional Control

Idea of controlling a situation and keeping things under proper order and control. THIS TYPE OF CONTROL IS COMPLETELY NONEXISTENT AT THE AVE. The Ave will be completely out of control and be a circus with niggas acting like fucking elephants. An avetard will also always talk about how he's the leader of the apartment and act like he's all about that but when the time comes, he's nowhere to be found because he ain't built for that.
The Ave has no institutional control at the apartments because an avetard is never ready for any type of responsibility, and it's possible he might let the place burn down.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
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clown fam

Alternate name for tard fam. Since all of the tard fam members also happen to be clowns this is a fitting nickname. Each one of them wakes up wearing a clown mask every morning (or afternoon, since some of them don't wake up until 3 PM) and lives up to it by constantly doing clown shit. The clown shit includes things such as capping to cover up the truth, making retarded decisions and just doing full on tard shit in general. If all of the tard fam members lived together, an ideal home would be the circus since it would serve as a natural habitat.
York recently copped the PS5 and claimed he got it for it $450. The reality of the situation is that our buddy York thought the rest of us wouldn't find out that he actually dropped a rack on that shit. Since he did that cap shit, he lived up to the clown fam title since he still had to put on the clown mask at the end of the day.
by TurnM3Up December 16, 2020
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welfare check

What an OU tard will be living off once it "graduates" from OU aka TardU. Since it never received a proper education and therefore doesn't have any skills for the real world and nobody will want to hire them when they see that the person has "graduated" from OU.
Shiii ese, nobody wanna hire me man, so I'm just waiting on my next welfare check and hopefully I'll be able to finesse some cigs with it.
by TurnM3Up May 4, 2020
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Ray Naker

The actual GOAT 🐐. There ain’t nothing else to say.
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
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