TurnM3Up's definitions

slave

A term used to describe Armando and York. These two are owned by the same master and will serve their master til the end of time. They will literally do anything for master even if he told them to jump off a building. These dudes are in denial about being slaves but even their own master realizes that he has these two on the on tip of his fingers just like puppets. Armando was living with master for about a year so he was on the clock 247 and was ready to serve master at 3 am. York lives another city but loves to come visit master and is always courteous enough to bring master food from his favorite restaurant in York's town. It's very entertaining to watch these two be whipped on a daily basis and still not realize what is going, but lucky for them, Visionary sees everything and understands what's going on.

*Shea, Armando, and Ray Naker are hanging at a function, where master is also present*
*Shea and Armando go outside to their car so Shea can slop off Armando*
*They come back in using a different entrance and run into master*
*Shea talking to Ray*: Master saw Armando and immediately put him to work
Ray Naker: Oh, he got stuck with slave duties😭 😭 😭

*York has had lots of owners in the past but we stick to his experience with his current master/owner*
*York once wanted to play video games with master*
*Master refused to play unless York called him "daddy"*
We are all aware of how York is the biggest slave on the block so you damn well know, he called master, "daddy"

by TurnM3Up March 25, 2022

Two A Day

Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah

by TurnM3Up December 27, 2021

The Great Revision

The idea that Norman "Nick" rewrites his own history if he ever wants to forget something that happened in the past and doesn't want to talk about it. He will take all the embarrassing and low points of his life and just simply forget about them. Basically, if he doesn't remember it, then it didn't happen. The crazy part is that in his mind, the said event actually didn't happen because he has this crazy ability to just wipe everything out of his mind so he genuinely thinks he's right but in reality everyone else remembers except him. If you try to press him and bring up something that he wiped out, then he will fuck you up and accuse you of projecting. If Norman "Nick" don't want it to be a part of his life, then he just gonna go ahead and forget about it, it's pretty simple.

Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you remember when you were talking about your future with 160 and talking about how many kids you wanted to have with her?
Norman "Nick": Dude what the actual fuck are you talking about idiot? That shit literally never happened.
*Ray Naker knows this shit happened but he gotta gaslight the situation*
Ray Naker: Yo wtf, Henry are you deadass? Norman "Nick" that shit happened?
Henry: Yes, dude does nobody else remember this? I swear this happened
Norman "Nick": Dude, you're actually a fucking idiot. Dude, it's your fucking stupid ass memory, dude, Ray, you know this dude's memory is absolute shit and he just be making shit up.
Ray Naker: Nah nah, that's 100% facts, yo Henry don't be saying shit unless you actually got proof bruh, we can't trust nothing you say when it comes to your memory.
Henry: Dude no, we just witnessed The Great Revision

by TurnM3Up December 24, 2021

tard gene

The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.

Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

Norman Nick response rate

The amount of time it takes for Norman "Nick" to respond to someone. During verbal conversations, you may ask Norman "Nick" a question or ask for his opinion, usually Norman "Nick" will take a minimum of 30 seconds to respond and sometimes you will be looking for an answer for upwards of a minute. We like to refer to this downtime as Norman "Nick" processing and thinking. If you thought that it might be easier to talk to him over text, you better think again. If you text Norman "Nick", you should be prepared to wait at least a few hours for a response and tbh consider yourself lucky if you get a response at all. It's not like he's busy or anything either, he'll see your message pretty quickly and just come to the conclusion that you don't deserve a timely response.

Ray Naker: Yo slime, you lay pipe when you were in Texas?
*15 seconds later*
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick" , you there? You lay pipe?
*20 seconds later*
Ray Naker: Yo, he might be thinking
*10 seconds later*
Norman "Nick" : Yes
Henry: Shi, that's that Norman Nick response rate
Norman "Nick" : Wtf do you mean, I didn't know what to say

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021

Visionary

The official nickname for Ray Naker. You could make a valid case that he should actually get his name changed to Visionary because it's that fitting. Ray just has the vision and sees what others don't necessarily see. Ray is always a step ahead of the competition because he just knows what's gonna happen. Haters who are jealous that they don't have the visionary nickname try drag down Ray by claiming he's full of bullshit but Ray has proven himself multiple times. Ray just see it out here.

Henry: Yo, I got an idea, we should start calling Norman "Nick" "visionary" because he always woke.
*Ray thinking*
Ray Naker: Nah you know what, that's what I'm gonna start calling myself because I think the term is more applicable to me than it is for slime since I just see it all. Y'all call me "visionary" from now on.

by TurnM3Up May 21, 2021

tard fam slickness

The false impression that tard fam members have in their mind that they are extremely slick with lots of the stuff that they do or say. The problem with this belief is that a tard fam member doesn't realize that they always have the lowest IQ in the room so what they may consider to be "slick" will be not even be close to slick in the eyes of everyone else. They will usually say something "slick" and act like they did something nice and everyone else will stand there and look at them like the idiot that they are. These MFs think they mad nice with it but the only thing they nice with is cleaning the bathroom at Wendy's.

When York copped that PS5, he capped about the price he paid and he though he was hella slick and had everyone fooled, everyone saw right through his bullshit and when he got called out, not only did he double down on his cap, he actually thought we'd buy his bullshit that second time. This was a prime example of tard fam slickness, the other two tards in the family also have many examples of trying shit like this too.

by TurnM3Up May 16, 2021