glaser 

The one with the smallest dick

Girl: Show it Glaser
Boy: HERE
Girl: This is a Real glaser leave

glaser by The Master king April 23, 2016

glaser 

noun
An anal creampie, typically one where the semen seeps out and lingers around the orifice, similar to the coating of a glazed donut.

Nikki saw her boyfriend Todd receive a glaser from another man.

glaser by AlohaCono December 16, 2023

Glaser 

Noun- anal creampie, typically one that seeps outside of the anal orifice and lingers like the coating of a glazed donut.

Tatiana loves when Dwayne gives her glasers.

Glaser by AlohaCono December 16, 2023

Nikki glaser 

When one of the party’s during oral sex is terrible and the other points and laughs !

Yo last night she was totally being a Nikki glaser

Nikki glaser by Kat rod and super Steve August 15, 2022

Kris glaser 

A pro fisherman that catches massive pussy on that red tube pole

Damn you giving me kris glaser vibes

Kris glaser by FortniteGuy1534 January 21, 2022

Drei Gläser 

A reference to the movie “Inglourious Basterds”. It is used as a phrase said to someone is called out on pretending to be something their not, and they just gave up their facade. It also should be matched with a the hand gesture of holding your pointer, middle, and ring finger up, while touching your pinky with your thumb.

Mohammed: “I am a German”

Hans: “Drei Gläser, you are from the Middle East”

Drei Gläser by TuffBlud September 30, 2025

Boot Glazer

Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.

The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.

Boot Glazer by Vinylist November 24, 2014