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Noun- anal creampie, typically one that seeps outside of the anal orifice and lingers like the coating of a glazed donut.
Tatiana loves when Dwayne gives her glasers.
Glaser by AlohaCono December 16, 2023
noun
An anal creampie, typically one where the semen seeps out and lingers around the orifice, similar to the coating of a glazed donut.
Nikki saw her boyfriend Todd receive a glaser from another man.
glaser by AlohaCono December 16, 2023

Nikki glaser 

When one of the party’s during oral sex is terrible and the other points and laughs !
Yo last night she was totally being a Nikki glaser

Kris glaser 

A pro fisherman that catches massive pussy on that red tube pole
Damn you giving me kris glaser vibes
Kris glaser by FortniteGuy1534 January 21, 2022

Drei Gläser 

A reference to the movie “Inglourious Basterds”. It is used as a phrase said to someone is called out on pretending to be something their not, and they just gave up their facade. It also should be matched with a the hand gesture of holding your pointer, middle, and ring finger up, while touching your pinky with your thumb.
Mohammed: “I am a German”

Hans: “Drei Gläser, you are from the Middle East”
Drei Gläser by TuffBlud September 30, 2025

Boot Glazer

Boot Glazer is one who glazes a womans boots after orgasm.
The Boot Glazer hasnt had a girl friend in a year and a half. Just happen to see a pair of his old girl friends boots in his bed when I used the bath room. Those boots must have gotten a good glazing last night.
Boot Glazer by Vinylist November 24, 2014
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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