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The glare was one of the three mobs for the 2021 minecraft mob vote, but no one voted for him because he was just the “f3” key
Bob: it’s so sad that the glare didn’t win, he would have been so usefull!

Michael: Bob you are high again you idiot
Glare by Tom00s December 6, 2021
ostentatious or dazzling appearance; shady intelligence.
Glare by Arminkshipper June 27, 2024
A gathering of 3 or more bald men
Did you see the glare of dudes trying out for Dwayne Johnson's body double?
Glare by anonymous March 23, 2025
Icy road conditions that even farm boys are scared to drive on.
"That Dolan boy won't come to work when there is glare ice on the roads"
Glare Ice by GoCtotheB December 31, 2011

Glare Witch

A name used to describe someone who is lackin hair on one or more parts of the head.
"Did you see that par 3 golf course on the back of Donald's head?" "I would've if I could get passed the glare. He's the Glare Witch!"
Glare Witch by Boo Bare December 25, 2007

glare from the lights 

Spunk. Jitter. Man glue. Sperm.
'What's that white stuff all over the computer keyboard in the spare room love?'
'Nothing dear, just a bit of glare from the lights'.
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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