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A self-proclaimed frisbee god
"That arrogant bastard! He thinks he's such a Glauser!"
Glauser by Puto November 17, 2003
(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs

(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children
(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!

(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!
Glauser by Mike November 15, 2003

Glázsered

Getting bamboozled in a really fucking shitty way.
Look at that poor guy! He was glázsered by his chemistry teacher-he jerked him off for an A but than got a Z instead.
Glázsered by Fitymafej June 12, 2018
Man was that you? Yea bro i just let go a Glasser.
Glasser by Ryan7763 August 7, 2019

Glausesome 

Although it's now used as another word for cool, it literally means something that stricks awe. Something so amazing, one is in awe seeing it.
That homerun was Glausesome
Glausesome by Dirtbag_420 May 12, 2006
Glauner is the worst teacher ever she yells at her kids and clams she knows everything about computers.
Manifestation of Evil
Kid1: Dude, my teachers a Glauner...
Kid2: Damn dude I feel sorry for you...
Glauner by isaacm12 October 18, 2008
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