Glauser 

noun. one who is amazing at frisbee and at life in general

verb. the act of playing ultimate frisbee at an incredibly high skill level

noun: i wish i could be like glauser

verb: woah!! that dude can glauser!

Glauser by steve November 17, 2003

Glauser 

A self-proclaimed frisbee god

"That arrogant bastard! He thinks he's such a Glauser!"

Glauser by Puto November 17, 2003

Glauser 

(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs

(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children

(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!

(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!

Glauser by Mike November 15, 2003

Glázsered

Getting bamboozled in a really fucking shitty way.

Look at that poor guy! He was glázsered by his chemistry teacher-he jerked him off for an A but than got a Z instead.

Glázsered by Fitymafej June 12, 2018

Glasser

A smelly fart.

Man was that you? Yea bro i just let go a Glasser.

Glasser by Ryan7763 August 7, 2019

Glausesome 

Although it's now used as another word for cool, it literally means something that stricks awe. Something so amazing, one is in awe seeing it.

That homerun was Glausesome

Glausesome by Dirtbag_420 May 12, 2006

Glauner 

Glauner is the worst teacher ever she yells at her kids and clams she knows everything about computers.
Manifestation of Evil

Kid1: Dude, my teachers a Glauner...
Kid2: Damn dude I feel sorry for you...

Glauner by isaacm12 October 18, 2008