Glasser
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Glasser
Comes from the Estonian slang term "Klaaser".
Glassers are 10-15 year old cocky punks, that try to look cool and think they can kick anyone's ass, but in reality they're harmless, unless they walk in large groups, which they usually do. a female glasser usually wears heavy make-up and a male glasser wears a cap with a hood and sweatpants.
The glasser, one of the smallest subspecies of the "Common Punk", is a fascinating species - not because they prefer moving in groups or because they like to dull their prepubescent brains and lungs by consuming large amounts of alcohol an cigarettes to make them even dumber than they were before, but rather because at some point, their evolution has slowed down drastically and eventually stopped, now ranking them way below the normal "Homo Sapiens" in terms of intelligence, and placing them somewhere near the brainpower of the Common Chimpanzee. Even though their actual IQ has never been measured, it is estimated to be around 20, but not higher than 30.
The habitat of the subspecies "Glasser" has fortunately not yet spread outside the small Baltic country of Estonia.
Glassers are 10-15 year old cocky punks, that try to look cool and think they can kick anyone's ass, but in reality they're harmless, unless they walk in large groups, which they usually do. a female glasser usually wears heavy make-up and a male glasser wears a cap with a hood and sweatpants.
The glasser, one of the smallest subspecies of the "Common Punk", is a fascinating species - not because they prefer moving in groups or because they like to dull their prepubescent brains and lungs by consuming large amounts of alcohol an cigarettes to make them even dumber than they were before, but rather because at some point, their evolution has slowed down drastically and eventually stopped, now ranking them way below the normal "Homo Sapiens" in terms of intelligence, and placing them somewhere near the brainpower of the Common Chimpanzee. Even though their actual IQ has never been measured, it is estimated to be around 20, but not higher than 30.
The habitat of the subspecies "Glasser" has fortunately not yet spread outside the small Baltic country of Estonia.
Andres was walking to the grocery store, when suddenly, he heard loud shouting, drunken singing, and glass shattering, not too far from him. He immediately realised that it was nothing but another brainless herd of Glassers and turned around.
Glasser by Whit3space May 6, 2013
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Mike Glasser by Ratrag999 May 27, 2010
fake glasses
An accessory that Norman "Nick" likes to wear when he goes out to the bars and clubs. He thinks they make them look hot and super cool but in reality, he looks like even more of a fag with those on than before. Those glasses aren't gonna help him pull any more bitches than he already does (Which is a big fat ZERO) and he will only get roasted for those.
Avetards: Let's go, get ready, we're going to campus corner.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.
Norman "Nick": Hold up, let me go put on my fake glasses.
Avetards: Never mind, we're not going out if you putting those on.
fake glasses by TurnM3Up December 10, 2019
Three point glasses
Large sunglasses that cover so much of a girls face that mediocre girls look hot making a 5 look like an 8.
Guy 1: Dude, check out that honey with the shades
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses
Guy 2: Her? I know her, she's kinda busted. It's hard to tell with those three point glasses
Three point glasses by Harry Moe Lester December 13, 2013
liberal glasses
Liberal glasses are the dark and thick-rimmed glasses, typically square in shape, favored by liberals. They are worn in an attempt to appear intellectually superior. Also called "hipster glasses." It is a safe bet that when somebody wears them, they ascribe to a left-leaning ideology. The majority of people who wear liberal glasses are also white.
Jay Carney, Tina Fey, and Janeane Garofalo wear stereotypical liberal glasses.
"Will" wore liberal glasses to signify both his intellectual superiority and his submission to his feminist wife. As long as he wore the magical liberal glasses, he was free to talk down to everybody until his wife called. Then he would apologize for every trivial hardship she encountered, like having to pump her own gas or call somebody to confirm an appointment.
"Will" wore liberal glasses to signify both his intellectual superiority and his submission to his feminist wife. As long as he wore the magical liberal glasses, he was free to talk down to everybody until his wife called. Then he would apologize for every trivial hardship she encountered, like having to pump her own gas or call somebody to confirm an appointment.
liberal glasses by Peon Dimn February 5, 2014