A Blue Eyed Giraffe is literally only one in a million, with a beautiful voice, it can cast you under it's spell (That his Harry Potter obsessed friend, noodle haired friend, space loving friend, and young friend also share) and make you fall in the deepest of love just by singing. The Blue eyed Giraffe has an appetite for watermelon and apple juice. Every limelight loves the Blue Eyed Giraffe. (For you stupid people, Daniel Seavey. He is the Blue Eyed Giraffe)

Sally: Did you see that the Blue Eyed Giraffe changed his hair color to blonde?
Jessica: I know, it's everywhere! He still looks amazing though!
Sally: I know!

Blue Eyed Giraffe by JNM257 April 21, 2019

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blue eyed giraffe

a blue eyed giraffe is a super muscular hot boy named daniel seavey. he has huge blue eyes that stare deep into your soul and it makes many people sweaty from his heat. he has a very long neck which helps him adapt in his natural habitat. oh and the abs. dont question it, just worship his cute abs.

woah dude! he can survive with THAT hot neck! daniel is back at it again with the white vans! what a blue eyed giraffe!

blue eyed giraffe by blueeyedgiraffedaniel April 24, 2019

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Emily Giffin

Some Mom at a popular atlanta school known as “recruitment castle”. Writes really shitty books about British royals and is a keyboard warrior on social media because she needs some outlet for her anger when she gets mad at her unfaithful husband

Emily Giffin is such trash

Emily Giffin by Yeswestillhateyou February 5, 2022

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girlfailure

a term that describes a girl who is so pathetic, it becomes endearing. this term is always used in a positive way. it can be used in a sexual or non-sexual way.

“Stelle is such a girlfailure. I need to fuck her.”
alternatively,
“Did you see Stelle trip on air? She’s such a girlfailure.”

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Baby Giraffe

A person who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Dude, you're a Baby Giraffe

Baby Giraffe by Yeetyeetyeetyah May 20, 2021

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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