girff

The tiny pieces of toilet paper stuck to arse after you have taken a shit.

He is such a girff, he follows me around all the time.

by Yunes February 18, 2008

blue eyed giraffe

daniel seavey, of the hit man band why don’t we.

that’s a hot blue eyed giraffe!

by immiagonzalez April 19, 2019

Blue Eyed Giraffe

A Blue Eyed Giraffe is literally only one in a million, with a beautiful voice, it can cast you under it's spell (That his Harry Potter obsessed friend, noodle haired friend, space loving friend, and young friend also share) and make you fall in the deepest of love just by singing. The Blue eyed Giraffe has an appetite for watermelon and apple juice. Every limelight loves the Blue Eyed Giraffe. (For you stupid people, Daniel Seavey. He is the Blue Eyed Giraffe)

Sally: Did you see that the Blue Eyed Giraffe changed his hair color to blonde?
Jessica: I know, it's everywhere! He still looks amazing though!
Sally: I know!

by JNM257 April 21, 2019

blue eyed giraffe

a blue eyed giraffe is a super muscular hot boy named daniel seavey. he has huge blue eyes that stare deep into your soul and it makes many people sweaty from his heat. he has a very long neck which helps him adapt in his natural habitat. oh and the abs. dont question it, just worship his cute abs.

woah dude! he can survive with THAT hot neck! daniel is back at it again with the white vans! what a blue eyed giraffe!

by blueeyedgiraffedaniel April 24, 2019

Emily Giffin

Some Mom at a popular atlanta school known as “recruitment castle”. Writes really shitty books about British royals and is a keyboard warrior on social media because she needs some outlet for her anger when she gets mad at her unfaithful husband

Emily Giffin is such trash

by Yeswestillhateyou February 5, 2022

girlfailure

a term that describes a girl who is so pathetic, it becomes endearing. this term is always used in a positive way. it can be used in a sexual or non-sexual way.

“Stelle is such a girlfailure. I need to fuck her.”
alternatively,
“Did you see Stelle trip on air? She’s such a girlfailure.”

by Yaken May 28, 2023

Baby Giraffe

A person who is shit at Ultimate Chicken Horse

Dude, you're a Baby Giraffe

by Yeetyeetyeetyah May 20, 2021