Giffy

A giffy is a cute giraffe. This does not include claves. When they become full grown, they may become a giffy.

GIFFY!

by Rldgjldsas November 15, 2010

GIFFY

Acronym for "Gay in Five Fucking Years." Used to describe a young man who claims to be straight but acts otherwise, and finally comes out of the closet years later. Famous examples include Neil Patrick Harris and Lance Bass.

Gay 1: John is totally hot, but he says he's straight.
Gay 2: Yeah, right! Trust me, that boy is a total GIFFY.

by SkittlesJC December 28, 2008

giffy

Like a wifey. But a girlfriend instead of wife.

ie. OWNED (and damm good at it)

I aim to be a stepford giffy

by Beezleberry2 March 8, 2007

Giffy

"Girl I'd Fuck in Five Years".. For those girls in their mid teens that you can tell will be amazing once LEGAL!

That lady's daughter is definitely a GIFFY...

by Matty Hamilton July 1, 2009

Giffy

Means that something is weird and unusual

That is fucking giffys

by Matts.dictionary November 22, 2019

Giffy

This is what I came up with to hide a major insult, not having heard of or read these other definitions. Someone on FB asked what I meant by Giffy, and I said take out the if and whatcha got? G.F.Y.! Go Flip Yourself! But F doesn't stand for Flip.

Dumb, thin-skinned bitch, Juanita: How dare you make such a rude comment about my hastily prepared meal and say that it looks like the shit they feed prisoners in GITMO!
Me: You can't take a joke? Well you know what you can do, right? Giffy!

by Mr. Smiley ;-) October 8, 2021

Chrissy Giffy

Chrissy Giffy, famous for the Chrissy stiffy is a multi millionaire paraplegic of shop lands road by day and batman + serial flasher by night. Chrissy Giffy is plagued with the burden of no roof accomodation as it was stolen by none other than the mail mangler Chrissy Giffy’s part time nemesis full time fuck buddy. To prevent the stealing of the next believed target (Chrissy Giffy’s mailbox) Chrissy Giffy posts up on the roof scaffolding of his manor in his typical batman armour (fully naked with a cape and mask to conceal his identity) in full splits as he claims ‘the breeze down under keeps him alert’. Hours had passed until the mail mangler showed himself. Chrissy’s stiffy reacted quickly and deployed a flash bang into mail manglers eyes as Chrissy G deployed a barrage of batarangs into the mail mangler and has his way with him whilst still maintaining the splits. An armada of the AUS army came to backup the mail mangler and Chrissy Giffy couldn’t handle it no more “time for din dins” as he unloaded an armada of his own of semen and batarangs till he decimated them all. “All in a nights work”

"Is that who i think it is"
"OMG! Its Chrissy Giffy, his splits are so perfect, his pecker, so ready to deploy a flash bang, he truly is a serial flasher, a midnight menace".

by Greg man August 16, 2023