giraffe-neck 

To botch or bungle. An exclamation of frustration.

Oh giraffe-neck! I just dropped my shampoo bottle on my foot. It really hurt.

giraffe-neck by Jay-Tizzle August 15, 2006

Giraffe Neck 

When you take a shit so big, that people mistake it for a Giraffe's Neck.

Dad, my anus hurts, I just got finished squeezing out a giraffe neck.

Giraffe Neck by Aaron Sierpo March 28, 2007

Giraffe Neck 

a person with a abnormally long neck who looks like a giraffe

"Wow that girl kylie looks like a giraffe neck"

Giraffe Neck by badniqqabitch July 20, 2017

Giraffe Neck 

The art of inserting your entire arm in a womans' vagina.

A: Bro, I totally giraffe necked that chick, Maddie!

B: ...Did she die?

A: Yeah... but it was totally worth it!

Giraffe Neck by ladiesman69 ;) January 25, 2011

Giraffe Neck 

A girl who perform oral sex to a long af penis with ease

You: Yo me and my girl finally got to Third Base
Your Friend: Yo you serious bro
You: Yo guess what .... She giraffe neck me bro
Your Friend: Yo you joking
You: From the tip all the way to my nuts man

Giraffe Neck by BlueJay Slade November 14, 2017

Giraffe Neck 

Long and strong dick

I’m so sore because that dude last night had a giraffe neck. That pussy got zoo booked.
Let me see what that giraffe neck do.

Giraffe Neck by Pterodactyl’D June 5, 2020

Sloppy Giraffe Neck 

When people make out like they're giraffes fighting.

Person 1: Tom and Claire are doing that sloppy giraffe neck.
Person 2: That's nasty man.
Person 1: They gonna break their necks.

Sloppy Giraffe Neck by Flavored Salmon October 29, 2015