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The enforcer of Murphy's Law; uses heighten senses to lock on to weaker prey, upon locating, pounces and leaves prey vulnerable to attack by other social predators.

A teacher letting juicy gossip be known publicly, concerning a student, while class is in session. Then allowing the other students to inquire, occassionally adding to the drama.

Giffin by Lindsay.B January 24, 2005

Words you can keep

Giffin it

The act of masturbating in class; also known as classterbating.

That kid was giffin it to that red-headed-chick and got caught by the teacher and got written up..

Giffin it by That kid getting his D WET April 11, 2009

Related Words

Giffin • Giffin it • Barry Giffin • Emily Giffin • Jack Giffin • Sophie Giffin • over giffing • Carol Mc Giffin • GIF'fing • Griffins

Emily Giffin

Some Mom at a popular atlanta school known as “recruitment castle”. Writes really shitty books about British royals and is a keyboard warrior on social media because she needs some outlet for her anger when she gets mad at her unfaithful husband

Emily Giffin is such trash

Emily Giffin by Yeswestillhateyou February 5, 2022

Barry Giffin

Sac of shit that does nothing but play with his tiny little balls all day.

Did you see Barry giffin today? He wouldn’t stop touching himself to small children.

Barry Giffin by Hunter Melton August 13, 2019

Carol Mc Giffin

Panel member of the ITV show Loose women in the UK, among other radio and print jobs. Known for outspoken nature and general hilariously honest views. My hero. Has a huge crush on Russell Brand. One of the most loved panel women on Loose women.

YES! Carol Mc Giffin is on Loose women today!

Carol Mc Giffin has expressd her hate of such and such again, love her.

Carol Mc Giffin by nolanator August 13, 2008

Sophie Giffin

The coolest person in the whole entire world.
She's incredibly stupid and loveable.
She has a fear of neck touching.
She's incredibly hilarious and everytime I see her I laugh my head off.
I can't even remember life without her.

Sophie Giffin...not giffen or griffen!

Sophie Giffin by Goggles for tabletop September 11, 2011

Jack Giffin

A totally normal person with nothing strange and no other account on Urban Dictionary.

This is the one true account of Jack Giffin here on UD!

Jack Giffin by Jack Giffin November 9, 2024

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026