giraffe

a female that can take a dick extremely far down the throat.

She has no gag reflex. I bet she's a giraffe!

by the lunch boys November 04, 2003

giraffe

a large necked animal that lives primarily in africa. It preys on eagles, hawks, parrots, and other birds. A common misconception is that giraffes use their long necks to eat leaves. However they actually use them to scope out birds nests in the tops of trees. Their horns are used for stabbing hawks out of the air (they are often worn down to stumps from killing hundreds of hawks/eagles.) They are responsible for the endangerment of many birds (most notably bald eagles and the california condors).`

Tourist: There are a lot of eagles in this area.
Park Ranger: Yep, the giraffes have migrated for the season.

by RockTheJordan June 22, 2006

giraffe

The most respectable creature in the animal kingdom.

"I wish I was born a giraffe."

by yelyr April 26, 2009

giraffe

Cockney rhyming slang for 'laugh'.

"I'm telling you it's nine inches."
"Nine inches? That little thing. You're 'avin' a giraffe, mate."

by The Strut October 12, 2004

giraffe

a tall skinny women, that has a long neck, and very skinny legs.

"Dude that women belongs in the zoo with the rest of the giraffes"

by ojotheshow April 26, 2009

giraffe

A chick who's neck has an extra two or three vertebrae.

"Ann Coulter, that fuckin' giraffe! She could deep-throat a pack mule!!"

by mcbitty August 18, 2009

giraffe

long neck bois

"I went to the zoo and saw a giraffe!"
"What? I thought those were fake!"

by anidiotwithacomputer July 13, 2020