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Geopolitical 

A filler word pseudo smart people use to make their essays, conversations, or debates sound more interesting. In short, it means pertaining to an aforementioned area, and if no area is mentioned, globally.
Iraq is essential on a geopolitical scale.

Really? How so?

Think about it! (they clearly dont know the answer)
Geopolitical by cheaaaaaaaaaaaaa January 16, 2009

Geopolitics

1. The study of politics on a larger, nationwide scale.

2. A word Bill O'Reilly throws around to make the person arguing with him look stupid. Bill usually says it to people when they question his stances on the Iraq war.
Do you want to argue geopolitics with me Dave?
Geopolitics by Phil Deviant April 20, 2008

geopolitically correct 

To speak in a sensitive manner about a demographic in a specific area that would otherwise be appropriate elsewhere. Typically done by individuals of the same background who originate from a different place.
Tyler: Man, I love vacationing in Mexico. The people here are so nice and great.

Wuan: Yeah. I wish Trump would get off of their asses and let them in already.

Tyler: Fuck no. I don't want any illegal beaners over there.

Wuan: You just talked about how great these people are. Now, suddenly, you hate Mexicans?

Tyler: No! I love Mexicans! I hate Mexican Americans! I was being geopolitically correct. They can thrive in or fuck up their own country if they want. But leave mine the fuck alone. I like it the way it is. I just needed a break from it is all. It's raining sensitive pansies over there what with BLM losers, Antifa, the dumbass fake metoo movement, LGBTQNBCNCISwhatever the fuck it is called babies, ILLEGAL immigrants demanding legal rights, feminazis, extreme leftists and rightists, and yada yada. I just wanted to relax, eat some authentic Mexican food, drink tequila, snort cocaine, and bang hookers.

Wuan: Ok. That last part wasn't geopolitically correct.

Tyler: Nah. That's what we call a stereotype.
A geopol is a Minecraft server that has politics (nations, wars, relations), typically through the use of plugins such as towny or factions. Geopols may sometimes use maps of existing real life places, such as maps of the real world.
Owner: This geopolitical factions server is ending, please join this one instead
Player: That one will be the best geopol, I'm sure of it
geopol by flyguyne October 5, 2023

Theory of Geopolitics Under the Covers

The study of how the private interests, familial connections, secret allegiances, and personal pathologies of national leaders clandestinely drive state policy, often subverting or overriding official ideology and strategic national interest. It's the recognition that geopolitics is not a clean game of rational actors, but is conducted by flawed humans whose vanity, grudges, friendships, and corrupt dealings can alter the fate of nations behind a veil of official rhetoric.
Example: A president launching a trade war not after a strategic review, but because a rival leader personally insulted them at a G7 dinner, is Geopolitics Under the Covers. It's the unspoken, personal driver—ego, a secret business deal for a crony, blackmail—that explains an otherwise irrational or disproportionate state action. Theory of Geopolitics Under the Covers
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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