Essential 

Necessary; vital; of the utmost importance

Water is essential for life.

Essential by Diggity Monkeez November 26, 2004

Essential 

Needed because no else is available; used to bribe employees to stay, work, and feel important.

Hey we’re going to have you work because... your essential.

Essential by Sewdonim March 26, 2020

eSSeNTiaL 

a very sexy guy with a 10 inch black cock often used for pleasing women by hitting their g spot with their enormous cocks

eSSeNTiaL fucked the shit out of that girls pussy and gave her bruises along with herpes.

eSSeNTiaL by bJOHNSONdt aka eSSeNTiaL April 15, 2005

Essential 

Something math will never be

Teacher: You need to do well in math its very essential

Kid: really how is it useful?
Teacher: It keeps dumb whores like you from becoming doctors and killing all your patients

Essential by dumbasswhore July 23, 2020

Essential 

A gun or weapon.

My essential gettin' dirty AF, I'm gonna mess y'all up one by one.

Make sure you grab your essentials, we throwin the ops a party tonight.

Caught homeboy outside slippin'. He didn't have them essentials with him.

Essential by Hunter#2 August 9, 2025

essential oils 

What anti-vaxxers use to efficiently and effectively accomplish nothing. Quickest way to deny your children their right to healthcare (which is an actual human right, Article 25), killing your children in the process. Normal people use this to moisturize their skin.

Karens usually find their little bottles of nothingness on Facebook in a group full of other soccer moms who have also successfully been tricked by an MLM.

Karen: Honey, our little girl apparently contracted measles, and I don't even know how!

Bob: Did you get her vaccinated?

Karen: Of course not! I just used some essential oils that I found on Facebook.

Bob: You're such a psychopath. Now I'm grateful that you divorced me and took the kids, because now I can't be held liable. I hope YOU get measles now.

Karen: Well, I'd rather have her die than get infected by the lies of the government.

essential oils by derpsderps February 12, 2019

Essential employee

A person that wants to stay at home in quarantine due to COVID-19 but can't due to the fact they cannot telecommute and there are no legal protections in place for the employee. So, she/he has to make a choice between (A) working for money with the increased risk of exposure, (B) staying at home and burning PTO until it runs out, or (C) leaving the company and having no income. Those living paycheck to paycheck (for whatever reason that may be is inconsequential at this point), wind up putting themselves and their family at greater risk because they have to keep a roof over their heads, clothes on their backs, and food on the table.

John wanted to stay at home during the COVID-19 quarantine across America, but he was told he was an essential employee and could lose his job if he didn't show up for work. Having no savings, John swallowed his pride, went to work, got infected with COVID-19 by a fellow employee in the same situation, and died.

Essential employee by Sausage75 March 24, 2020