gasoh 

Get a Sense of Humour

i think you need to gasoh

gasoh by Butthole Bugu May 16, 2016

gashnitzed and gashnizzled 

when something is all fouled up or has gone completely awry

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

gashnitzed and gashnizzled by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020

Devious Gash

A woman that is crafty and cunning

Used by Clay in Son's of Anarchy
Tigs - ''Opie sold us out.''
Clay - ''Or ATF wants us to think he did.
That bitch is smart.''
Clay - ''Devious Gash!''

Devious Gash by Henetrator December 28, 2014

galactic gash 

Any fuckable pussy found in outerspace, humanoid or alien.

Captain Kirk loved exploring any new galactic gash he could find, he would boldly go where no man had gone before.

galactic gash by jpg3 April 5, 2011

Fashion The Gash 

A component of do-it-yourself cosmetic surgery to 'fashion the gash' is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the intended recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new clunge.

Critical components of this operation include sharpness of the blade, symmetry of the axe-wound and length of the handle. If the axe were too short it could hit other sensitive areas such as Ma Belly.

Having spent thousands of pounds on surgery to remove the nub and avoid a difficult awkward conversation and necessary discreet tucking, Susie prepared for the final stage of realignment. After being reminded that Sharkey was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to lean against his cement mixer and fashion the gash for him.

All it took to find true love was for me to fashion the gash.

Fashion The Gash by Sharksie May 19, 2022

library gash 

A lady whom attends the library on a regular basis who is pleasant on the eye

Blayne: You see that boomting over there

Ashley: Yes bruv! she is library gash!!

library gash by callumdanielsmith December 7, 2009

Fashion the gash 

As a component of do-it-yourself gender-affirmation surgery, to fashion the gash is to create a vajayjay using a 'felling axe'. The axe is delicately balanced on the recipient's chin with the aim for it to fall cleanly, fashioning the new chuff.

Critical components of this operation include the sharpness of the blade, the symmetrical nature of the axe-wound, and the length of the handle. If the axe were to fall short it could risk other features such as "ma belly".

Having spent £6,000 on removing a penis, to avoid a difficult conversation and some discreet tucking on her first evening with Stuart, Susie was prepared for the final stage of her transition. After being reminded that Stuart was indeed her liginto, she headed out to the back garden to fashion the gash.

Fashion the gash by Sharkey & Bubbles May 13, 2022