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A Stuart is the hardest most dedicated worker you'll ever see. He will run circles around anyone and knows his tools.
A Stuart knows the value of a dollar and never takes what he's worked for for granted.
He's a loyal friend, and never judges anyone.

Be careful not to make direct eye contact or you'll get to lost in the Magnetic eyes. That's how they lure their unsuspecting prey in for the kill. It will be game over, you'll belong to that Stuart for good.

A Stuarts mood swings will give you whip lash.

But all in all , a Stuart is a wonderful man.

Also known as "Ass-Hat"
If I had 3 Stuarts working for me. I'd be rich. You should all work as hard as Stuart.
by Tears of Jade October 05, 2018
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a Feckless, Shameless, Coward whose purpose in Life is to please Donald J. Trump with Oral Praise and Bullshit Compliments. ( Noun ).
Lindsey Graham is a consummate Trump Fluffer.
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if you get the chance to date this man, he will treat you like you're the best thing that ever happened to him. he'll treat you like a princess. you'll be able to trust him and treat him as a lover as well as best friend. i can assure you that you will not regret anything when you're with him. you'll miss him straight after you leave each other. best cuddles. All the things he does, whether small or big, make a very big difference in your life. the sweet night talks and the feeling of you being around are the best. lame little jokes. yeah Garry. memories you will never forget from the time being with him.
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and it told me to include Stuart.
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A Stuart (or Stu for short) is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky. The term originated in Toronto around 2003, it is unkown exactly as to who started the term but it is commonly accept that the term was originaly used to describe Stuart Allan
Girl "Stuart why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stuart’s pants
Girl "Oh that’s why"
by Deathdog April 24, 2008
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Is a Hull word for a certain type of man who is sexy and gorgeous but knows the effect that he can have on a woman.
A Stuart can understand just what a women wants and tease her with it.
Stuart's on a whole are known for there self survival tactic which is called a Stuart hug. A Stuart hug is generally a long embrace which involves amazing kisses and lots of fondling or gropes depending on his prey.
A) That lad i've been seeing is such a stuart, boy am i happy.

B) That John is such a stuart... you should have seen the moves he made.
by lobstercatcher February 05, 2010
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An incredible man who is tall, handsome, generous, engaging, romantic, and a real gentlemen. Someone who makes you happy and keeps you smiling. A mezmerizing man who knows what he wants and isn't afraid to go after it. Someone who makes up erotic stories to turn you on.
girl one: OMG...he even had candles lit when I walked in the room. He's so romantic!

girl two: Oh...what a stuart!
by whynot1973 February 07, 2010
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When villagers in the Tibetan mountains found the dismembered limbs of their children littering the pathway to the summit, they knew only one animal could have been responsible.

Stuarts, a solitary, reclusive animal, are notoriously volatile, and should never be approached.

When not ripping children apart, they can be observed foraging in the shrubbery for their ancestory.

In order to prevent further attacks from Stuarts, the UN forces frequently drop air aid boxes of Pukka Pies and Bacardi rum near to their caves. The excessively hairy Stuarts are often spotted by mountaineering groups, eating voraciously.
"Why don't you learn some table manners? You're behaving like a Stuart".
by MValentine August 28, 2008
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